//------------------------------// // The fight/The chase // Story: Ross Pit: Shark hunter. Visits equestria. // by Everyday We Shufflin //------------------------------// Ross Pit: shark hunter visits equestria part 3 PSSST!!! Ross! Psssst! “Zzzzzzzzzz.” Ross snored while sleeping in his bed. Wake up you lousy son of a bitch! “Ah!” Ross woke up and fell on the floor. “What?” You’re story is getting an awful rating. “By who?” Asked Ross rubbing his eyes. By everybody. Theres only 1 like. “What do the comments say?” Asked Ross. Lets see. Oh! Heres one from Coatlus. He says, and I paste. Generally a terrible story. Since I'm fairly certain that it's a Troll story I'm not gonna try to 'help' you get better. “What does he know? He is just one guy.” Ross said crossing his hooves. Probably more than a 12 year old writing the story. “What are the others? There has to be a good one somewhere.” Well ShatteredIllusions posted: Where's Evil Homer when you need him? This story needs the TWE stamp. “What?” Ross said confused. Look Ross! we need to step up our game! We need to make better chapters! Actually make people care about you! Create the greatest twist ever! “Like what? If everybody hates it then what's the point?” The point is, EVERYBODY HATES IT! “Right!” Ross said getting up in a heroic fashion. We need force! “Right!” Ross said pumping his hoof in the air. We need a good chapter! “Yes!” We need- “ross shut up i’m trying to get some sleep!” Rainbow Dash said pounding on the door. “Ugh!” Ross grunted falling back into bed. The next day this happened! Ross took a bite out of his cereal. “This stuff is disgusting! How do you ponies eat this?” “Psh! Humans.” Rainbow Dash said rolling her eyes. “Well thats not nice.” Ross said. “How?” Rainbow asked. “Beca... Hm.” Ross said putting a hoof on his chin. “Right. Well how was your sleep?.” Rainbow Dash asked. “Fine until the narrator woke me up.” Ross said. “Oh brother! Would you shut up about this narrator guy? HE ISN’T REAL!” Rainbow shouted. “Said the mythological pony demon.” Ross said crossing his arms. “Pony demon? Really?” Said Rainbow Dash. “Thats it i’m out of here.” Ross said getting up from the table. “You get back here!” Rainbow Dash said. “No!” Ross said child like. “Get back here and eat your breakfast Ross!” Rainbow said grabbing and Ross to the table. “Let go of me!” Ross whined. “Stop being such a baby!” Sain Rainbow Dash trying to get Ross on his chair. “No!” Ross said swinging his arms all around the place. Suddenly there was a loud explosion coming from the middle of town. “That can’t be good!” Said Rainbow dropping Ross. Rainbow Dash and Ross Pit: shark hunter, flew down to the scene of the explosion. “Sugarcube corner!” Said Ross pointing to sugarcube corner. “Thats where Pinkie Pie works!” Shouted rainbow dash. They ran up to the remains of sugarcube corner. “What happened?” Ross asked one of the civilians. “The place just blew up!” Said Lyra. “How?” Asked Ross. And the just out of nowhere there was an evil laugh. “Muahahahahaha!” “Oh my gosh! It’s a stereotypical villain!” One of the ponies said pointing up at a flying unicorn. “Tom!” Ross said not even bothering to look up. “Yup it’s me!” Tom said looking down at Ross. The 2 stared each other down and then charged. Ross flew up and Tom flew down. They both collided with each other but it was Tom who was triumphant and pushed Ross to the ground. They both flew into a building. Ross pushed Tom off him and started punching him. Tom finally blocked and punches Ross and Ross fell onto the ground. “I told you I was stronger!” Said Tom with an evil grin on his face. Ross got up and the two stared each other down... Again. “If I could use my gun your ass would be so wiped!” Ross said. Tom walked closer he stepped into some shade and then walked out of the shade. But that pony wasn’t Tom. It was Ross Pit.... Shark hunter. “What the hell?” Ross said with a confused face. “Yeah i’m a changeling.” Tom said changing into a skeleton, bug, gremlin type thing. “What is that?” Ross asked. “It’s just something that can turn into anything! Don’t you read books?” Tom asked. “No.” “Well then, DIE!!!!!!” The changeling shouted and charged with his horn heading straight for Ross. Luckily for our non-lickable hero he rolled out of the was and Tom ran right through the wall. “You idiot!” Ross shouted. “Do you like living?” Tom asked fro the other room. “Yeah kinda.” Ross answered. “Well to bad.” Tom said and several knives came out from the hole in the wall. “Crap!” Ross yelled and ran. The knives chased after Ross Ross dodged a few of the knives(in a cool way of course) and started to fly up. “Oh no you don’t!” Tom yelled and started to fly after him. Ross flew as fast as he could with Tom right behind him. Ross went to the everfree forest dodging trees and other things trying to give Tom the slip. “BOO!” Said Tom appearing in front of him. “Ah! Obvious jump scare!”Ross said pointing at him and turning around and flying away. Tom chased after Ross. “Theres no use running!” Tom said gaining on Ross. “I’m not running!” Ross said. “Whatever!” Said Tom. After a few more minutes of chasing and flying a cone started to form around Ross. “Hey Tom!” Ross shouted. “What?” Asked Tom. “Think about the future!” Ross said. Just then a flash of blue and red burst across the sky “Damn your genius reference!” Tom said falling into a bush. “Woah!” Ross said looking behind. A trail of blue and red was following Ross end of chapter 3