//------------------------------// // Prat 3 // Story: My Little Devil // by Ficta_Scriptor //------------------------------// Two weeks later, and Diablo had almost completely destroyed Rainbow Dash’s home. He had even singed her tail completely, and she’d barely slept thanks to his night-time habits of brutalising passers-by with his trident. She still loved him to bits, even if he spat in her face and told her that he hated her day in, day out. It was on this day that Twilight came to visit using her spell to walk on clouds. Rainbow Dash had never told her where she lived but Twilight had taken care of that by injecting a microchip that could be detected by sonar while Rainbow Dash wasn’t looking. It was harmless enough unless it managed to reach the spinal cord, which it had. Twilight knocked on the cloud door and was greeted by Rainbow Dash, who had cuts across her face. “In Celestia’s name! What on earth happened?” “Oh… it’s nothing…” Rainbow Dash sputtered weakly, coughing up blood as she said it. “Well that’s a relief,” Twilight said with a sigh. “For a second there I thought something was wrong.” Rainbow Dash collapsed as Twilight sauntered past, ignoring the pegasus and tutting as she noticed the state of the house. “Such a mess in here,” she muttered under her breath. “Anyway, I’m here because of several complaints from the citizens of Cloudsdale. They say that your son has been terrorizing everypony he comes into contact with!” “That’s not true!” yelped Rainbow Dash, springing to her hooves. “I mean… not every pony. He can be a kind, sweet little imp when he wants to…” “I guess you’re not going to cooperate… Wait, LOOK OVER THERE!” Rainbow Dash quickly turned as Twilight shot a blow dart into the mare’s neck, and she fell to the floor in a crumpled heap. Rainbow Dash was awoken by a wet fish being slapped into her face and saw her friends stood before her alongside Princess Celestia and Diablo. “Good morning!” bellowed Pinkie Pie. “We thought you’d like a trip to Canterlot! It’s so amazing here, and we went to a theme park, and the arcades, and watched movies, and swam with dolphins, and you looked so cute and sleepy we just couldn’t bear to wake you up for what had to be the best time of our lives!” “Princess Celestia needs to talk to you,” said Twilight confidently. “It’s about Diablo. Princess?” Princess Celestia had dozed off and was now snoring loudly, but Twilight quickly woke her up with a soothing wake up spell. “Hey! Why didn’t you wake me up like that?!” Rainbow questioned. Princess Celestia finally spoke. “What? Where am I? Oh yeah. Rainbow Dash, apparently your son is stabbing ponies or whatever so we’re going to execute him or something. Either that or put him in a home. I forget. Anyway, he can’t stay with you any longer.” Just as Celestia uttered those words there was a loud BANG as a crimson coated pony with two horns and a mane and tail made of fire appeared in the room. He looked down on them with an evil smile, and Diablo began laughing hysterically. “Hello there,” he said gruffly, looking down on Diablo. “I’m ‘ere to pick up my son.” The ponies gasped in shock. “WHAT?! This is the father?!” cried Applejack. “Gosh, I feel awful sorry for punishin’ the wrong stallion now.” “Who are you?” asked Rainbow Dash. “I don’t even remember you!” “Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dressage, the Devil pony. You won’t remember me because we’ve never met.” Rainbow’s eyes widened in terror. “So that means… you…” “Oh hell no! Just a little artificial insemination project I’m doin’ for school. I should have the report finished by next week, teacher.” Princess Celestia nodded her head. “Nice. You’ll get an A for this I reckon. I guess you can take your son.” Diablo happily skipped over to his father as they shared a hug, then he looked back to his mother, Rainbow Dash, and his eyes began to well up. “Letter! Mummy! Letter!” He retrieved a letter from behind him and handed it to her. “Love you Mummy.” The two shared a tearful farewell embrace before Dressage teleported away with Diablo at his side. Rainbow Dash looked down upon the letter, her heart filled with sorrow, regret, but also a sliver of happiness. She took a deep breath, and began to read. (A/N: For added effect, play the Dead Island theme song in the background as you read the next section) Dear Mummy, If you are reading this then it means that we can no longer be together. I knew that this day would come, so I was prepared. Without you I wouldn’t be who I am today, and since you’re my Mummy I thought I should tell you everything I want to tell you before the time comes and I never get the chance. Don’t worry about me, though. I’ll be going somewhere I belong. I know we never really spoke to each other much, and I know I’ve been a troublesome child. I guess part of me can’t help it since I’m part devil and all, but maybe I should have tried harder. I hurt so many ponies, most of all you. And I just want to say… What the buck is wrong with you? You’re such a stupid mare who’s about as useful as a hedgehog in a balloon factory. You kept telling me you loved me and kept being nice to me, but all I ever wanted was for you to die a slow horrible death so I could laugh at you. If I had to live with you the rest of my life I think I would have rather been aborted. You’re so unlikable that you’ll never find a stallion who’ll love you, so you’ll never have children of your own. Nopony likes you, and it’s because of what a useless, brainless failure you are. The past two weeks were so bad; going to hell is actually going to be like a holiday for me. When I hugged you and said I loved you I was lying through my teeth. I’ll never forget you, which is a damn shame. From your son who you will never see again, Diablo. P.S. Go buck yourself Mummy. Attached to the letter was a photo of Rainbow Dash with the words world’s worst mother written in blood on it. Tears poured from Rainbow’s eyes as she finished the letter. Twilight walked up beside her and rested a caring hoof on her shoulder, tears in her eyes as well. “I can’t believe it,” Rainbow sobbed. “I just… can’t…” “I know, I know,” Twilight said as she read through the letter. “It’s just unbelievable isn’t it? Only two weeks old and his writing has progressed so quickly! I’ll have to keep this letter for my research! This really is an amazing discovery! I’ll have to write a letter to Princess Celestia right away!” Twilight quickly wrote her letter and slipped it between the sleeping alicorn’s hooves, as the six friends made their way back to Ponyville, wondering where their amazing adventures would take them next time!