//------------------------------// // The rainbow // Story: Ross Pit: Shark hunter. Visits equestria. // by Everyday We Shufflin //------------------------------// Ross Pit: shark hunter visits equestria: part 2 “Hello? Anybody in here?” The shark hunter asked walking inside the library tree. He heard voices coming from another room in the library. One of the voices he heard was saying this: “And then when he was falling I swooped in and got him before he hit the ground.” A light blue pony, with a rainbow mane, and what looked to be a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt on her rump, was gloating to her friends. “But somehow a boat like thing came falling from the sky along with another pony falling right behind it. So I caught the other pony before he hit the ground.” “Great. What did these 2 ponies look like?” Asked a purple mare with a purple mane and what looked like a star on her ass. “Well lets see here.” The cyan one started off. “Um... One was a green unicorn, with a purple mane and a exclamation point for a cutie mark for some reason. “Exclamation point?” Ross Pit whispered to himself. “And the other had a dark blue coat ,with red and blue hair, and a shark being blown up for a cutie mark.” “Like me?” Ross said entering himself into the room where the ponies had been talking. “Hey look it’s the guy I told you all about.” The cyan mare pointed to Ross. “Names Ross Pit pause for dramatic effect..... Shark hunter.” Ross said introducing himself proudly. “What kind of a name is that?” The rainbow maned pony asked. “An awesome name! Duh!” The shark hunter gloated. “Right.” The purple mare said in confusion. “Well I am Twilight sparkle local librarian and well all around spectacular mare.” “Uh huh.” Ross said trying to grasp what Twilight said. “And you?” “Rainbow dash! Don’t mean to brag but i’m fastest flyer in equestria.” Rainbow dash said gloating. “Equestria?”Ross asked confused. “What kind of name for a whatever it is is that?” “You’re not from here are you?” Asked Twilight. “No actually I am not I am a human from a planet called earth I was out huntin sharks with a rookie and we got sucked into a screaming vortex of terror.” Ross said not wanting to keep a secret. The other 2 just stared at him in confusion. “What?” Ross asked “Do I have something in my teeth?” “You say you’re a human?” Twilight asked. “Yeah what about it?” Twilight put a book on the table. “Equestria history?” Ross said looking at the book. “Yup. Tells you everything you need to know about equestria” Twilight said. “Alight then. So do you two ponies know where I can get a place to sleep?” Ross asks. “Any apartments or anything?” “No not really.” Said Twilight. “Rainbow could take you in though.” “What, why me?” Rainbow quickly spoke up. “Because you’re the only other one here and i’ve already got my hands full with spike and owlicious.” Twilight said. “Fine.” Rainbow said. Back at the hospital. They were ready to get Tom out of the hospital. A doctor was examining Tom to make sure he was dead. The long beep of the machine quickly turn into one beep after another. “He’s alive!” One of the doctors said. All the doctors quickly got over to check him. “Give him air!” The doctor said. A hoof quickly shot up to the doctors neck choking him. “And then I shot the shark in the back and it blew up!” Ross said finishing a story he was telling to Dash. A hospital window blew up and a doctor came flying out of it and coming straight for the table Dash and Ross were sitting at. “Duck!” Ross yelled pushing Dash out of the way before the doctor hit the table. The doctor hit the table and it was completely demolished. Ross ran up to the doctor. “Are you ok? What happened?” Ross asked. “He just attacked us. We don’t know why.” The doctor said as his dying words. “Hey buddy!” Ross Pit said slapping the doctor. “Wake up!” “I think he’s dead.” Said Rainbow Dash. “Bummer.” Ross said not really caring that somepony died. “Wait a second narrator! What did you just say? I said everypony. “Why?” It’s what they say around here. “Whatever get back to telling the story.” Right. Rainbow dash flew up to the hospital room while Ross Pit used a grappling hook. or tried to use it anyway. “Ugh! How do you pick these things up?” He said trying to pick up his gun. Hross pit went inside the hospital and got into the elevator. He clicked the button and waited forever to get up there. Once he arrived he went to the room. “This is the room Tom was in.” He said to himself as he went inside. Tom was inside beating the crap out of everypony he saw. “Tom! What the hell are you doing?” Ross asked Tom. “Oh it’s you! Hello Ross Pit...Shark hunter.” Tom said. “What are you doing?” Ross asked ready to attack Tom at any moment. “Beating the shit out of these guys, what does it look like?” Tom said not noticing Rainbow dash sneaking up behind him. “Why though?” Ross asked. “Can you keep a secret?” Tom asked. “Yes.” Ross responded. “So can I.” Rainbow Dash pounced on Tom like a cat and then Ross joined in the fight. The three wrestled for what seemed to be hours when only it was about twenty minutes. Tom finally jumped out of the fight. “Muahahahaha!” He laughed evilly. “You can’t stop me! I’m the most powerful creature ever!” “It took you four minutes to pull a boat 2 inches!” Ross questioned him while trying to get up on his feet again. “True. But i’m more powerful than you, the elements of harmony, princess celestia, and discord combined!” “Wait how do you know about all those things?” Rainbow asked ready to fight again. “We all have our secrets. Mine is just a really cool one.” Tom said backing up towards the window. Tom stood up on his hind legs and spread out his arms. “See you later you pathetic animals!” He said dropping backwards. “Tom!” Ross said running towards the shattered window with Rainbow following closely behind. “Where did he go?” Asked Rainbow Dash looking down at the crowd of ponies. “He’s gone!” Ross said turning away. “Lets ask one of those ponies down there.”Rainbow said pointing down at the ponies. “They must have seen something.” “Alright lets go.” Ross said opening the door to the room. “Why don’t you just fly down?” Asked Dash “I can’t I don’t know how to fly. Duh!” He said walking out the door. Rainbow dash started to fly back down when suddenly Ross came jumping down. “GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!” Ross yelled falling. The crowd caught Ross before he hit the ground. “Wow. People would usually be too stubborn and lazy too catch me.” Ross said in surprise. The crowd dropped Ross and a small ow escaped his lips. “I’m ok.” He said quickly getting up of his hooves. “Did anypony see a green unicorn fall from up there?” Dash asked The crowd said “no”. “I don’t get it! How could anybody disappear that fast?” Ross said walking in circles in the streets of ponyvill. “Well he was a unicorn he could have used the teleportation spell.” Rainbow said sitting on the sidewalk. “You forget Dash! He was a human like me so he wouldn’t know spells.” Ross said stopping to look at Dash but then continued walking. “We could try talking to princess celestia about this.” Said the rainbow maned mare. “Alright i’m from america so i don’t know all about this ruler stuff but i’m almost certain she should be a queen.” Ross Pit said trying to fly but falling to the ground. “You want me to teach you how to fly?” Asked Dash. “Hold on I think I got it.” He said flying up but then flipped over and landed on his back.. “When do we begin?” “Alright first rule of flying. Always be calm.” Dash said. “Wait Rainbow Dash i need to have the word with the narrator first.” Ross said. “Who is this narrator?” Asked dash “Hes a invisible character who may or may not be a figment of my imagination. What is it Ross? “Can you skip this part? It’s probably going to be long and boring.” Ross said. Mmmm I don’t know. “Here’s $20.” Ross said taking money out of his hat. Ok. “I must say i’m impressed.” Dash started. “Not many pegasi learn how to fly in just two days. “Yeah well i’m a smartass.” Ross said. “Wanna race back to home?” Asked Dash. “Sure!” Ross agreed to the suggestion. “3...2...1 Go!” Dash shouted and they were off. Dash reached the cloud home looking back to see where her opponent might be. “You really need to go faster if you want to catch up to me.” Said Ross from behind while reading a newspaper and chewing a bendy straw like it’s a pipe. “But you... and I... How?” Dash asked. “I’m just fast like that.” Ross said. Rainbow ,starting to get jelous, went inside. Ross went inside also. “So what do you want for dinner?” Dash asked pretending Ross didn’t beat her in a race. “I dunno. Want to get takeout?” end of chapter 2