Twi chased the ninja around a turn, and into a dead end. The ninja backed into the wall as Twi cornered him.
"Now, let's see who's behind the mask," Twi said as she rubbed her hooves together. She levitated the black mask off the ninja's head, revealing...
No, I am not writing that! I don't care how much you people pay me, the ninja is not going to be him! What do you mean, 'I'm going to get fired?' What?! Alright, alright, I write the freakin' chapter... lousy good for nothing... * grumbles*
Ahem, revealing none other than...
Cave walked in on Twi damasking the ninja, and became utterly bemused at walking in on this scene.
"What in Celestia's name is going on!?" Cave exclaimed. "Why is Morgan Freeman here?"
"Sir, it's Gordon Freeman, and that's not him," Twi corrected him
"Oh yeah, the mute scientist who loves bashing things with crowbars and is somehow an expert on every gun, human and alien. I was thinking about hiring him." Twi shot cave a worried look.
"Sir, you're not suppose to point out video logic." The two scientists were distracted by their conversation which allowed the ninja to escape.
"Where'd Danial Craig go?!" Johnson demanded once he noticed the intruder slipped away, like a boss. 'Not even remotely close, sir,' Twi thought.
Completely expected and regular intermission.
*BEEP!
Confound these human microwaves!" Luna yelled as she slammed her hoof on the tiny buttons that all said 'press here for editable and explosive shower doors!' A small slip of paper popped out of the machine from somewhere. Luna picked up the paper, it looked to be instructions. "To activate this machine," Luna read aloud, "you must do Gangnam Style while wearing an outfit made from bacon and toasters. Then do the rain dance that makes it rain hamsters." Luna sighed, and did as the instructions said.
Somewhere else, at a DJ-PON3 party.
Back to the story!
"Twi, go rally the other scientists, go get a search party and block off the exits. We'll catch George Clooney eventually. I'll follow the trail of marshmallowless lucky charms Robert Downy Jr. left behind," Johnson said.Twilight facehoofed and ran off to get the late night scientists. 'He's got to run out of actors eventually,' Twi thought.
The ninja dashed into another room, finding a tank just sitting in the middle.
The sign near the tank read Party Cannon Mark II. 'That's oddly convenient,' the ninja thought. He jumped on top of the tank, opened the hatch, and slipped in. A few lights on the control panel lit up, revealing the spacious inside. 'This thing looks bigger on the inside.' Two buttons lit up, one saying 'stop' the other 'go blow stuff up in the most awesome way possible.' The rest of the buttons just said 'Scientific Crackers.' A bolt fell from somewhere in the tank and hit the blow stuff up button. The tank fired up, and blew a hole though the wall. The tank then started moving forward, through the hole. The ninja opened the hatch to look outside, then yelled, "Screw stealth! I have a tank!"