Taokaka in Equestria

by ezio dementay


bunny ladys are vampire's

Sorry about the chapter delay, I was finishing off a chapter for another story, but here’s the new chapter, hope you enjoy.


Taokaka happily wandered through Kisaragi, just being happy that lacking lady, I mean noel, had made her first chapter and now she was off to bunny lady, I mean Rachael, who Tao thought liked her a lot as friends but in reality, Rachael disliked Tao’s company to a certain extent, depending on her mood.

She got on all fours and started to run and pounce onto the rooftops, getting a bird’s eye view of the city and running faster and faster every second, going faster than… well Tao was already the fastest person in Kisaragi, so she was going as fast as Taokaka goes, leaping from building to building with a smile that meant good things for her because she was happy and excited, and bad things for her friends as they would have to bear with Tao ether having a scheme or doing something Taoish, which meant ether injury’s or meat buns.

“Tao going to see the bunny lady! Bunny lady so weird though, she said she was a vamp something, so weird she always smells like she has no life meow” she said before getting to Rachael’s home.

Her home was more like a massive cathedral then a home, it felt Gothic and rather scary for some but there was a garden filled with roses, mostly red roses thought but it was a beautiful sight for the eyes, were as the building itself was scary and creepy with only two people living in a home that could look after a thousand people.

Tao tried to remember who lived in this weird place again “Umm… bunny lady and… and the wolf man! He’s weird!” Tao exclaimed, leaping into the rose garden and seeing Rachael sipping some tea in peace and relaxation, so Tao decided to go sneak on Rachael.

“Oh finally a bit of peace, no fights today, no bloodlusts, and my twelve thousand, seven hundredth and ninety eighth birthday is soon, oh how quaint” she sipped her tea and looked at her rose garden “Valkerien has really done a good job this year, maybe I should give him a day off? Hmm… nope” she smiled with a slightly happy and evil face, thinking about her horror book she was reading about a furious vampire that slaughtered hundreds of innocent children “hmm, sound’s like my dad on Tuesday” she laughed again, sipping some vanilla tea.

Suddenly, a certain cat person leapt on Rachael and hugged her “hi there bunny lady!!” she sniffed and hugged Rachael, much to Rachael’s discomfort, she hated being hugged by Tao, her fleas and dirty fur, her breath which smelled like a dead corpse in a blender, everything about her screeched to Rachael annoying or a pain to her.

“Tao off before I send you to the moon!” Tao shrugged, not thinking it was an insult, that or she thought the moon was some sort of food “Tao is fine, Tao knows someone who went to the moon! She said it was really boring, no one live there, I wonder why meow” Tao was happily still on top of Rachael for a while, till Rachael did the most sensible thing... she used some wind powers and blew Tao off her, but being part cat, she landed on her feet with ease.

“Bunny lady, can you write a bit of my story meow?” Tao gave Rachael the book, with Rachael looking over the general mumble from Tao’s writing and the more cute writing from noel.

“If I write this, you’ll leave me alone, right?” Tao nodded furiously “good, I won’t have to electrocute you fifty time’s like last time… or maybe I could after I’m done” Rachael smiled in a creepy way, grabbing a pen from her pocket and started writing.

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Tao woke up at noon, the day was surprisingly bright and incredibly boiling hot as well, perfect for most people who loved to play games in the sun and eat ice cream, and for the rest, a pain as the sun annoys a certain type of people, and I’m going off track.

“Meow? Where is Tao?” Tao looked around the room, seeing hundreds of books on the well-being of grooming of ones mane and tail, along with books on stars and lunar activate, but Tao saw all of this as confusing words as Tao was both incredibly stupid, but could not read as well, so most of the dialogue looked like jumbled up words.

“Oh meow my head hurts” Tao rubbed her head in confusion over the books, till someone entered the room, a tall horse like creature with long gorgeous wings and a coat of dark blue like the night sky at times, but her eyes were like flawless diamonds, but she had an odd power around her, aura of some sorts.

“Hi there funny doggy!” Tao said to the alicorn, smiling in her happy manor, not realising that calling a creature larger then herself could easily cause her great amount of pain to her.

She glared at Tao with anger in her eyes, before saying in a loud voice that would shatter rocks in two “I AM NO DOG!!” but as soon as she said that, she became calm and sweet, as if her personality switched back and forth like a switch, before picking up Tao in a friendly and loving hug “and you’re so adorable!! My names Luna, what’s yours?” she nuzzled Tao’s neck lovingly and affectionately.

“My names Tao Luna, what is this place anyway meow?” Tao looked confused, but Luna thought this was incredibly cute and hugged tighter on Tao “well you’re in my room, which is in canterlot, and I found you in the garden, and I took you here and now, you’re my little kitty, or whatever you are?” Luna looked confused at the weird cat like creature, with Tao thinking about steamed meat buns, and boobie lady.

“Huh? Tao is a kaka! Kaka’s are like this, were kitty people that wear hoodies” she scratched her ear to get rid of a flea, but Luna thought this was cute… again. Something about cute creatures and Luna made her lose half her IQ points in a second, and sadly this is with most of the populace of Equestia.

Luna got out a little dress that looked like Tao’s size and slowly moved closer to Tao “first were going to play a really fun game of dress up!” Tao looked nervous and saw a window and thought of the most logical thing to do… she jumped out of the window, be leaving that being put in a dress was really girly and annoying and they always smelled weird, when really that added a sense of class to one’s character.

Tao landed on all fours because she was a cat and cats have that power somehow, before she waved at Luna “bye Luna doggy, Tao had fun!” Tao ran off on all fours and ran north of Equestia, running and running till she was out of Luna’s sights.

“But… but I thought I could have a kitty cat” Luna was upset and disheartened that Tao had just ran away like that, but she had a idea “hmm… I could turn sister into a cat… nah that’s silly… maybe one of the guards instead” she muttered to herself, laughing evilly but happily, but regaining her normal happy demeanor soon afterwards.

Meanwhile in pony vile…

A pink pony's tail twitched and changed yellow and orange three times, before her eyes wiggles two times forwards and four times backwards, but she did not know what this meant at all, she only knew one thing… she would need steam buns.

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Rachael wrote the last sentence and shoved it in Tao’s hands, or paws or hoodie with paw like sleeves, anyway…

“There, it is done now leave me in peace!” Rachael said angrily at Tao, before going to sit down and drink her tea, but to her dismay and possible anger issues in the future, Tao had one last question to ask.

“Bunny lady, Tao’s tired, can Tao sleep here tonight?” Rachael rolled her eyes in annoyance but came up with a idea “sure Tao, I have a nice comfy bed right here…” and as by magic, a weird shaped bed that was aimed upwards for some reason appeared, making Rachael smile with a cruel thought in mind, but Tao got in the bed and went to sleep.

Rachael aimed the cannon at the other side of Kisaragi and pulled the string, sending Tao flying through the air but not waking up the feline at all, which did not bother Rachael as she was glad to be rid of Tao… for now.

“finally some peace and quiet” Rachael grabbed her book but to her horror the pages had been chewed on by a certain cat, making her fume in anger and cause a massive thunder storm to strike around her, causing a massive explosion “DAMN YOU Tao!” she yelled in anger, crushing the cup of tea in her hand and then planning how to cook the feline if she came back.

Sorry for the delays, college, homework, research for the story and other story’s I was writing got in the way, I am deeply sorry.