I awoke on a small couch staring at the ceiling I then noticed I was naked, is this going to be a common thing. I slowly took in my surroundings noticing that the floor was different shades of purple and the walls were light purple. I then noticed the confused stares I was getting from the pony I decided to speak up first "Umm hello." I said casually waving my hand.
"Why did you burst into my boutique." She said in a very posh tone, I hated fashion and posh people this was going to go wonderfully.
"I would like to find some way to get clothes, but I'm currently broke." I said, my will to keep just a blanket growing.
"Ohh well I could make it for you for free, but I must ask why you need clothes and came here with that thing." She said, she obviously dislikes my blanket.
"Well being naked means one I'll be cold and two my... stuff hangs out." I said turning a bright shade of crimson at the end of that sentence.
"What do you mean dar- ohhhh that’s what that was, I was wondering why the skin looked different." She finished while turning a very bright shade of crimson.
"So can I get clothes." I said, I didn’t really wanted to sound impatient, but I really wanted to leave the boutique.
"Well of course darling I wouldn't be the element of generosity if I didn't give somepony what they needed to be warm or decent." She said regaining her posh voice "Now please wait while I go get some measuring tape." She finished.
"Okay but what is your name, just so I know to call you." I asked, she then puffed out her chest, god this was going to be just riveting.
"My name is Rarity, but darling what is your name." Why does Rarity always speak like that I mean what the fuck.
"My name is Matt, Matt Addison." I answered she then looked at me confused.
"Well that certainly is an odd name Matt Matt Addison." She said while heading away to get the measuring tape.
"Umm you don't say Matt twice, only once and you don't say Addison." I said looking confused at the pony.
"Oh okay Matt." She added, and at that exact moment the hell spawn walked through the door and started asking questions about my very being. I had to wait about thirty seconds before the question I dreaded was discovered.
"What is that thing and why does is the tip pink." She said, well children its called the birds and the bees. I looked at Rarity with pleading eyes she easily caught the message and ushered the children out of the room, thank the deities, all of them.
"Thank you they can be quite a handful sometimes now come over here and let me get your measurements." When she finished talking I got up and walked over to her standing on the podium she directed me to.
(Authors notes you don't have to read this BronyGamer, but it would explain things)
SO PEOPLES I DIDN'T DIE. Now with that out of the way let me apoligize for this late chapter, but I had to fire shity employees and hire new ones and train them all and I still have to teach like fifteen more 'classes' but my boss gave me a break so yeah if you read this I would like some suggestions for where he should go next.