//------------------------------// // Haytona 500 (song) featuring HOOF-STARR // Story: Poetry Is Magic // by Peace Poet //------------------------------// Hyper Active: (raps) Wake to the early risers Advisors doing more than supervisors As the bosses look up at the sunrise They know that later on will be black skies When they start work, it'll be hard Like winning a Royal Flush with extra cards Hype's gonna be DY-NO-MITE!!! All other workers be keeping their P's and Q's tight Nevertheless, they make bits While HOOF-STARR keeps making hit Peace Poet got that poetic flow If you don't know, now you know Rainbow Dash is getting ready for a race So is Spitfire, and they both have that rapid pace Lightning Dust is that ace that wanna win, no matter what Victory is her lunch in her gut. Peace Poet: (raps) No doubt, Hype, and the race just started But who'll have the best strategy over the outsmarted? Two hundred laps, millions of flaps Crew chiefs being the God's of the maps Dust starts to bump every pony Even her own mama, and her mama called her a phony Three laps to go, Dust bumps Spitfire as she spins out Falls on the ground, Spitfire glares at Dust breaking through clouds Dust goes after Dash, as her crew chief said "HIT IT!!", and Dash went full speed ahead But Dust drafts right behind her Until Dust hit a duck in her way, even scratched some of her fur One lap to go, and Dash was thirty ponies ahead Dust yells from behind her, "YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" But the blue Pegasus made one last zoom And won with her famous Sonic Rainboom More than sixteen, but Dash wins the race As Mama Dust was whooping her girl at a rapid pace But the Haytona 500 came to a close As Applejack gave Dash an apple like it was a winning rose.