The two changelings flew at me, and gave them a punch in their faces. Then I grabbed them by their necks and bonked their heads together, saying "Bonk" like the Scout would and throwing them to the ground unconcious.
"Impossible! There's no way a mere human could do that!" Said Chrysillis in compleate shock. the captain flew at me with great speed, and I barely doged him, making him crash into a wall. I ran over to him and slammed him on the ground with his leg. Then I spun him aroud with the same leg and slammed him into Chrisillis, sending both of them out an open window. "Bullseye!" I said. Chrisillis flew back up and she looked angry. "Is there a problem?" I asked with a smirk.
"Why you little, GO!" She yelled, and the captain flew back in with a few dents on his armor. he flew at me with full speed and takled me. I got of the ground quickly and gave him a good kick and started what I called "The Face Buster" where I would deliver a good 15-20 strickes in a matter of seconds, and finished it with a big uppercut and a punch in the gut. He fell to the ground knocked out.
"You remember our deal, right?" I said with a smirk.
"But...how...why...HOW DID THAT...grr...FINE! THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF ME!" she and the changelings vanished and soon I could see the gaurds at their places again. What caught my interest is that they looked like they had been there this whole time. I could feel a hug on me.
"Thank you." said Celestia. Then I felt a kiss.
*Ponyvile Hospital*
I opened my eyes to see the main 6 and me in a hospital bed
"Oh, thank goodness your awake." I heard Fluttershy say
"Wha?" I managed to say. I searched for the two cards I had recieved earlier, and thankfully, they were still there. I looked at my arm and saw a bunch of scratches. "Uhh...how did these..."
"Long story." said Twilight.
"Long story?" I asked, rather confused "Hey, how long was I out cold?"
"About two days." Said Dash.
"We were all worried about you." said Rarity
"Ya aught ta' be more careful, sugarcube." said Applejack
"Celestia told us all abouthow you beat those changelings and how you were like POW! and how you-" and pinkie pie kept aon talking and talking, and when she was done, she had been talking about helium somehow. A little after they left, I took a brief nap.
*Later that night*
I woke up from my nap and noticed that somepony was in the room. I couldn't tell who it was, so I reached for the light and turned it on.
"Huh? Who's there?" asked Dash, unaware that we were alone in the room.
"It's just me, Dash." I said, half asleep.
"Oh." she said, blushing.
"I like that shade of red on your cheecks." I told her, not realizing what was going on at the moment.
"Well, look at the time, almost forgot to get some stuff at Sugarcube Corner, bye!" and with that, Dash flew out of the room. I looked at the clock and thought "Who in existance would go get sweets at 3 A.M?" but I just shrugged it off and put in the back of my head.