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// Luna gives her job to other ponies 
// Story: Drabble Kaboom! 
// by Alex Warlorn 
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Request, "Mlp characters take turns to take over Luna’s job of watching over ponies dreams."

Princess Luna thought, "Hmm, perhaps my sister and I SHOULD retire... but to retire so soon after my return? To doom Twilight to look after both our duties and dooming her to work 24/7 as the guardian of the day AND night? Perhaps I should do some testing." 


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Rainbow Dash's night: 

"AHHHH! TOMBOYS! TOMBOYS EVERYWHERE!" Rarity screamed snapping from her sleep. 
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Trixie's night:

Cheerilee droned,"Must serve Trixie...must embrace true self of wearing cheerleader costume. I obey."
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Applejack's night: 


AJ tilted her head, "What here's this 'red string of fate' thingie? Is this part of the job? Oh Ah'm sure tinkerin' with it with cause no harm or she'd have said somthin'. 


Big Mac declared, "Sugar Belle, even though I've never met you, never seen you face to face, never spoken to you, and we have nothing in common, I know we're meant to be!" 


Marble Pie at her home tilted her head. "Why do I feel like part of my soul has been stolen?"


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Rarity's night:


"I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER DRESS AS LONG AS I LIVE!" Scootaloo shouted, shuddering in her cloud bedroom where she'd moved in with Rainbow Dash to look after her. And maybe needed to charge the sheets. 


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Pinkie PIe's Night: 


"... What do ya mean nobody got any sleep last night? ... They were just sleep partying... So they're all exhausted, so what? Some sugar will take care of that right?" 


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Fluttershy's Night:


Starlight growled. "If I have one more dream of flocking in nature in perfect harmony with the animal as the predators and prey all munch on vegetables, I'll beating the stupid out of her head with the nearest book on zoology!" 


Discord teleported in, "Now now, are you sure you want to-"


"DO YOU WANT TO BE A LAWN ORNAMENT?"


"... I'll teleport away now madam."


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Twilight's Night:


Princess Luna panted. "Alright... I finally got out the last pony out of the ... dream within a dream within a dream... within a dream... within a dream... from all of Twilight's 'learn while you sleep lectures' that kept putting ponies to sleep, IN THEIR SLEEP!" 


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"Celly... I can safely conclude... YOU'RE NUTS FOR WANTING US TO RETIRE!" 


~Fin