World's Shortest Crossovers: The Anthology Series Of Doom

by Estee


Deshaun Watson Visits The La-Ti-Da Spa

"What did you tell him, Lotus? Exactly."

"The actual vords? I told him 'Perhaps you haf gotten away with such things during hoof massages when dealing with the mares of your home -- but if you ever touch this Eastern Saddlezanian in that place again, I vill cave in your skull'."

"And after that, he...?"

"Fifteen seconds."

"Sounds like self-defense to me. Haul the body away, girls!"

"Did you vant this fragment of skull?"

"Nah. Hang onto that. It'll probably be highly collectible."