Chapter 1
Sniff, sniff.
Ugh, Angel, is that you? Mama told you more than enough time that smelling Mama at ni-in the morning is bad! Now, will you please, um, stop doing it, like the past forty-seven times I've told you? Poor little Angel stood no chance; he just got up, smelled the dresser, stared at me, and ran off! No! He ran off! I always hate it when a poor, defenseless animal runs away from me. I can see the mudprints he trailed behind. I sat off to see that they ran into the hallway, towards the door on the left...the bathroom. Angel Bunny likes to go to the bathroom, but not to go potty, but just to read the articles!
"Yo, Fluts! We're outta cereal!"
N..no offense, or anything like that, b..but I got some more last Tuesday.
"What'd you say!?"
I said that I got some more last Tuesday, Rainbow.
"Oh....You sure? 'Cause to me, it looks like we're already out! 'Pparently, one of your munchrats ate it!"
That doesn't seem probable, because I know my little animals, and they're all such sweethearts!
"Well, I need some breakfast, or Imma go nuts! Ask your 'sweethearts' who ate it, and I'll be back!"
Love you.
"Love you too." Rainbow Dash came over to me. Her hooves were stomping to the beat of my heart. She got to me, towered over, leaned down, and kissed me. I kissed back. Then, Rainbow got her goggles, prepped her wings, and took off. I stood there motionless. My body was to aching to think of how we ran out of cereal! I swore on Celestia's grave that I got some more cereal, but noooo, one of my pearls decided to hog the clam for itself! I stamp over to the center of the room, all serious. Then, as everyanimal gathered to see the fuss, their adorableness and innocence got to me! I could feel all their eyes on me. I looked at each and every one of them to see the odd creature out. None.
Okay, my pretties, will one of you please tell me if you ate the last box of cereal! It isn't like its a bad thing! Really! It isn't a bad thing! Actually, it is a good thing to tell Mama if you did it!
Cling. Oh, don't mind that. That was just a sound of a pin to emphasize how quiet all the precious creatures were. Well, most the of the creatures; the bee and wasp were buzzing away.
Okay, little ones, if you won't nicely admit your mistakes...I'm going to make you talk.
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp.
Okay, every cutie, look me in the eyes. Don't you dare blink! That last part was kind of an easy-breezy for animals that don't need to breathe *cough-bees and wasps-cough*. No matter, every creature never took their eyes off of me, nor did they blink. I stared, hard, into each and every one of their pulsating pupils. They stared. I stared. They look away, I look away. They look at me. I looked harder into their eyes. I stared long enough until Angel sneezed. My retinas were immediately fixated on him.
He shrugs.
Now, Angel, Mama loves you dearly, but I'm going to assume you ate the cereal?
Shrug.
Okay, I understand, you thought that the cereal were those treats I promised you? Well, no, those were, sadly, not the treats. Those were Rainbow's treats. You understand?
Shrug.
Well, since that is covered, who here wants to play with Fluttershy?
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Well, nopony wants to? Well, I see how it is. You guys and girl have your own lives; go ahead, see if I care...If you want to, that is. I shooed them all off, scattering in all directions. The bees to their nest, the birds to their, the cute squirrels and chipmunks went to the tree, and all other cuties went in their own directions. They started to nestle, and soon enough, they fell asleep. By 'they', I mean the birdies!
I went back into my cottage. The door creaked eerily opened, and I slowly stepped inside. My hooves trembled when I felt the cool air. The breeze caught me off guard, and I fell, not being able to get up... for some dramatically bizarre reason.