4,255 years BNM (Before Nightmare Moon)
Dear diary,
Today, Lulu embarrassed me in front of that cute royal guard, Captain Thunderhoof. She told him about my obsession with cake and said that I will be bigger than the sun in ten years. I almost killed her! He looked over at me and smirked, and I could have died.
Mama and Papa always say that I’m supposed to be a good role model for Lulu, but it’s so hard to do that when she does such embarrassing stuff! This morning, during our magic lesson, she told Starswirl about my habit of sneaking into the castle kitchen for a slice of cake (okay, three slices, but who’s counting?) at four in the morning. Starswirl laughed and shook his head, then jumped straight into yet another hourlong lecture about how I am a growing filly and cake alone won’t give me the nutritional benefits I need. Lulu just sat at her desk and smirked at me the whole time, and when Starswirl finally finished talking, we had run out of class time. I knew that Lulu only did this to distract Starswirl because she didn’t do the homework that was due today, even though it was assigned over two weeks ago. Ugh, she drives me nuts! Little sisters are the worst sometimes.
Well, Mama and Papa are calling us for dinner, but as always, Lulu is nowhere to be found. She’s probably off in the woods getting dirty, as usual. Mama will have a fit when she sees how filthy Lulu’s coat probably looks, and I will use that as an opportunity for revenge. I will return later with further updates.