//------------------------------// // Almost a Sandy Victory for the Dogs // Story: Equestria Girls' Bizarre Adventure // by Saiyan of the North Star //------------------------------// Almost a Sandy Victory for the Dogs "Okay, so we can see him now, but there is still the matter of actually hitting him." Joseph pointed out. "I know, we'll just have to avoid him until he decides to come out." Giorno nodded. "Look out, it's coming again!" Pinkie alerted from the shaking hair feeling of her Pinkie Sense. True to Pinkie's words, Cream started making its move again flying fast trying to hit the idiotic heroes to end them though now with the sand raining down, they can see where he's gonna attack and they manage to jump out of the way leaving some of the stuff here be destroy. "Hermit Puple+Hamon!" Joseph threw out his Stand to channel his Hamon into the sand causing them to come together. "Sandy Needles!" Joseph whipped his Stand to throw some sand forming into little needles to attack the Enemy Stand User. But like before with Jotaro, the attack did nothing as they are destroying upon contact onto as the Void Stand turns around close to Joseph's location destroying the floor too, but he and Pinkie were able to jump out of the way thanks to the boost of Hamon from their feet and held onto the pillar. "Haha! You miss us!" Pinkie mocked before the bottom of the pillar suddenly got destroyed. "Okay, maybe you were close that time. "This is getting ridiculous! We have to do something." Joseph said getting angry from this run-and-hide tactic. "Just try to let a little longer, that bastard is bond to come out sooner than later." Bucciarati advised, hoping that Ice does come out to check. "(That's right, this battle is gonna be trying to outwit Ice and finishing him off as quickly as possible.)" Giorno thought nodded preparing his Golden Wind to attack. The Void orb stop flying around with the face of the Stand Cream came out revealing his face to see that both the Joestar brothers and the Rainbooms are still alive, meaning they have been avoiding his Stand much longer than he thought. "You are all persistence." Ice commented of this annoyance. "And you're a rude man attacking us out of nowhere like that." Rarity scolded. "If you had just died already then you wouldn't be suffering from this already, and yet you continue this pointless struggle." Ice mocked their efforts to defeat them. But that is when he finally notices the sand raining all around him and look down seeing one black and white dog causing this with his Stand. "I see, so that's how you were able to avoid my Stand for so long." Ice figured out their survival. "That's right, you can sneak up on us anymore with your Stand expose thanks to all this sand. Your Stand would have no choice but to destroy them while moving around." Johnny bragged. "That's what you get for looking down on us!" Spike yelled smiling and high-paw with Iggy. "You may think it's pointless, but we'll show you how pointless your loyalty to the Dark Brothers is when we're throwing with you!" Giorno shouted with his Stand clutching its fist. Golden Wind threw a strong uppercut to the ground causing little parts of it to break off then come flying at Ice and those little pieces transform into several bees, they all fly at Ice to sting his face before he could react fast enough to defend himself. "AAH! How dare you!" Ice growled in rage. Ice had his Stand let out its right arm to smack the bees away with a mighty swing though it seems like the bees are unharmed, and suddenly Ice felt his body being hurt with a few or several bones breaking and little blood squirting out from his mouth. "What?!" Ice gasped. "Alright, Giorno's special defense ability got him!" Josuke cheered. "So, you can create animals and make them into powerful shields. I'll admit, that is quite impressive." Ice commented with a serious look. "But those little bees won't matter once I erase them!" Ice stated as he is, and his Stand were about to retreat back into the Void. However, as Ice went back inside his Stand, he notices something odd that Cream isn't closing his mouth for some reason and looks up to see what is wrong only for his eyes to widen in shock upon seeing purple vines with thorns latching onto the face and teeth of Cream. "Don't think I was gonna waste this opportunity to catch you, Ice!" Joseph smirked with his hands clenching onto Hermit Purple. "Hey Ice, I bet you're gonna say, "Impossible! When did he grab me with his Stand?" Right?" Pinkie winked using the Next Line trick. "Impossible! When did he grab me with his Stand?" Ice asked then gasped that this pink idiot actually knew what he was about to say. "Elementary, my good sir." Joseph chuckled sarcastically. (Flashback) Giorno having Golden Wind attack Ice with the stones from the floor turning into bees as they are attacking Ice's face, but they neither of them have notice is that Joseph has already made his move. "While you were having a "Bee-zing" time with Giorno's bees, I made a handsomely dash move from behind you." Joseph bragged. Joseph sprinted towards the spot behind Ice where his attention is all focus on Giorno and about to bring out the right arm to smack the bees away. "Now, let see if this will give him a headache." Joseph talked to himself and brought out Hermit Purple wiggling in respond to its User's determination. "Spike Mask Catch!" Joseph threw his arm forward which also threw Hermit Purple towards the enemy. Hermit Purple went far latching into the head of Cream onto the head and face with the top part wrapping in the mouth and onto the teeth, and all this happen while Ice got hurt so suddenly from the bees. "Nice!" Joseph smirked. "I knew you would eventually have to return back inside your Stand to attack again." Joseph said. (Flashback End) "I have to admit, I was a bit worry that you would notice my Stand and try to shake it off, but you're even dummier for not realizing that." Joseph laughed. "Damn you, Joestars! How dare you make a fool of me." Ice gritted his teeth in rage. "Dude, even we notice and kept quiet for you to figure out too late." Spike mentioned as Iggy laughs. "So, you think you have victory just because you mentioned to latch onto my Stand, have you…?" Ice asked with his eyes shadowed. "THEN I HOPE YOU ENJOY GETTING MY STAND NOW?!" Ice yelled insanely mad. Ice have his Stand turns around by going upside-down first then charges at Joseph while devouring Hermit Purple into its dimensional mouth, he intents on devouring the second oldest brother while the two are still connected through the purple line. "OH MY GOD?!" Joseph gasped. "Joseph, hold on!" Pinkie popped suddenly appearing next to Joseph and raise a hand coated with Hamon. "Line Travel Overdrive!" Pinkie tapped her hand onto Hermit Purple causing the Hamon energy to travel through the Stand and towards Ice. "Damn you party bitch!" Ice screamed knowing that this could hurt him if he were to let the Hamon make contact with him. He commanded Cream to cut the line with its teeth to stop the Hamon from reaching him though the energy did seem to reach as the tiny spark got onto the Stand's teeth, and it seem to cause him to scream in great pain. "It hurts, your Hamon hurts so much! I can't stand it!" Ice screamed in rage. "Odd, it was only a small douse of Hamon that reached him, but it shouldn't have cause this much pain. Only like a sting." Pinkie puzzled of Ice's reaction to her Hamon. "That's confusing, but at least we're finally doing some damage to him." Applejack pointed out. "I AM GOING TO DESTROYING YOU!" Ice shouted in rage with both arms of his Stand up like they're about to grab something or someone. "Hey Ice, look over here! I'm about to pee on a picture of one of your masters to disrespect them even more!" Spike called out with the photo of DIO below him and one back-leg raise. "Spike what are you doing? That's dangerous?!" Twilight gasped. "How dare you… YOU DOG?!" Ice screamed as he flew towards Spike. "Watch out! He could go back inside his Stand!" Josuke warned. But that was not the case Ice suddenly shot himself right out of Cream's mouth like a rocket with the unfortune target being Spike. "What the fuck! He just shot himself out of his Stand?!" Josuke gasped. "Guess he must be really angry at Spike that he wants to beat him up with his own hands!" Rarity stated. "I will teach you to mess with my masters before my eyes!" Ice clutched his fist and threw a punch. The punch made contact to that on the left side of his head and his jaw that he is about to be sent flying only for the purple dog's head to suddenly burst into sand while the body still remain standing. "What?" Ice confused of what just happened, then he saw Iggy in front of him and behind the sand Spike. "(You fell for our trap, you creamy idiot.)" Iggy smirked. That's when Iggy have the sand of Spike's body form and grow into The Fool growling as it form some more sand from its arms wrapping around Ice, Iggy even have the sand squeeze the enemy more so Ice wouldn't be able to call for his Stand. "Wait, is that Spike was just sand then where's the real Spike?" Fluttershy wondered. "Right here!" Spike shouted as he suddenly appears falling from above. "Holy Fallen Heroic Dog!" Jonathan gasped. "Damn you!" Ice screamed. Spike lands on Ice's face with his jaws chowing onto the hair and chewing on the head with his fangs as much as he could, and for the cherry on top of this attack. "(Here goes nothing.)" Spike thought readied himself as he groans for something to come out. And that something is a loud and stinky fart that got right onto Ice's face as Spike sigh in relief. "Huh, did Spike just seriously farted on the bad guy?" Jonathan asked, weirded out from this. "I believe he just did." Rarity grossed out a little. "I can only guess that Iggy must've taught him to do that. I should be angry, but I'm also very proud of him!" Twilight smiled, relief to see that Spike is okay. "Not exactly how I want to help, but I'll take this any day." Spike said before jumping off from Ice. "(Nice work, you it just like I told you.)" Iggy impressed with Spike going in like that. "Well, when you said I could get my chance to help the others. Of course, I would take it! But I kind of wish it was something else than farting." Spike blushed of embarrassment. "(Hey, you still got to lay the smack down on the guy and show him we dogs are not to be mess with.)" Iggy stated. "If you say so." Spike smiled. "How dare you do this to me…" Ice said with his body shaking in anger. "I was blessed with this incredible power by my masters, the ones who took me in when all around wanted me dead when I had nothing… And now you dare sully my face with something so stupid as a fart?" Ice clutched his fists. "It was more of Iggy's idea, but it felt good to do that on a bad guy like you." Spike smirked. "(Yeah, you tell him!)" Iggy cheered for his fellow dog. "Never have I ever felt such anger… That I want to erase you millions of times!" Ice shouted in rage and his Stand appeared behind him. "Oh shit, he just called his Stand in!" Josuke gasped. "But first, I'm going to make you suffer for the insult of peeing on Master DIO's picture and for farting on my face!" Ice said as he powered himself out of the trap sand. "(What the?! How did he break out of my sand when it's strong enough to hold down three fully grown men together?)" Iggy thought shocked of Ice's strength. Ice comes charging at Spike before he could react as he got punch down on the floor with Ice's fist on the head and then was kicked away hard, being sent flying to crash into the wall, the kick have also caused Spike to cough up blood and feeling his bones broken. "Spike?!" Twilight gasped. But Josuke jumps in catching Spike with Crazy Diamond in the arms and having the Stand throws in a barrage of kicks at Ice, but he blocks them with Cream in front of its user with the arms though Crazy Diamond's strength is incredible that it was able to push Ice away by fifteen feet. "You have quite the powerful Stand, Josuke." Ice commented. "And you have quite the temper to kick a puppy for some bad smells." Josuke countered as he gets angry while having Spike healed from his Stand. "Two of your "puppies" dares to make a mockery of me and the name of my Masters, I will show no mercy to them just as they taught me." Ice stated strongly. "In fact, I seem to recall the first Dio mentioned about hating dogs as he would kick them hard whenever he sees like." Ice mentioned. "(He does what?! Oh, now that guy is on my hit list to chew him out!)" Iggy barked angry. If there is one thing Iggy hates more in the world and that is dog haters. "I'm going to do whatever with you fools like I came here to do in the first place." Ice jumped high with Cream right above, swallowing its user. "Oh shit, he's going back in his Stand!" Rainbow Dash gasped. "Not to worry, that is actually what I was hoping he would do." Bucciarati grinned as his body glows blue aura of his Stand. "Now, get him, Zipper Man! Flying Zip Punch!" Bucciarati commanded as Zipper Man launched his fist which he had already come prepared ahead of time. Just when the legs were about to go inside the void Stand, Zipper Man's fist made contact to the right leg and unzipping that leg from the body as the zipper Stand grabs it and retreated back to Bucciarati. "Damn you, Bucciarati!" Ice cursed as he fully entered his Stand. "I got it." Bucciarati smirked. "Look out!" Applejack ripped a pillar off and use it to push Bucciarati out of the way just when Ice attack destroying through the pillar. "Thank you, Applejack. Had I've been a second later, then I would've lost another foot." Bucciarati thanked the cowgirl. "No problem, partner." Applejack nodded. Then Ice came out from the wall right above the hole he made when he went right through the pillar, but then Bucciarati saw this seem to remember something. "(That's right, that path leads to where the Dark Brothers are. Ice said they're still here, but I fear they could be ready to leave at any moment.)" Bucciarati thought feared. "Listen up, everyone!" Bucciarati yelled getting their attention. "We need to split up! Some of us will stay here to deal with Ice while another team will go to find the Dark Brothers." Bucciarati suggested. "Splitting up? Are you crazy? That's classic horror film 101!" Joseph stated. "No, he's right. We don't have any other choice; the Dark Brothers could be planning to leave at this very moment while we waste our time with Ice." Giorno agreed. "In that case, I'll go and settle things." Jotaro volunteered as he's been waiting to fight those bastards for a long time now. "I'm coming too, whatever destruction they caused, I'll put them back to together and end their evil." Josuke promised. "(Spike, you better go with them. Their gonna need a dog's nose for this.)" Iggy advised to Spike. "Okay." Spike nodded. "Before you go, would you mind calling Ice back out here, Josuke?" Bucciarati asked throwing the severed leg to Josuke. "Sure thing, Crazy Diamond still wants to throw a punch or two at him." Josuke caught then have Crazy Diamond hold the leg. Using its power of Restoration, Ice was forced out of Cream for the leg to be placed back onto the madman and then got a barrage of DORA punches for a moment before being sent flying. "Okay, now let's go!" Jotaro said as he ran towards the open with Sunset following him. Josuke and Rainbow Dash ran after the two to help fight the Dark Brothers, Spike immediately followed them from behind while Twilight also went after Spike as she didn't want him to get hurt again. To Be Continue…