The beautiful sun (Celestia) smiled towards its subject in Canterlot during one cold autumn day. The almighty avenue was filled with fillies and gentlecolts, old as young, rich as poor and of course Filthy Rich. A pleased look painted his frown with such an elegance delight which almost overshadowed the others smiles. With a straight back and an unbreakable pride he walked through the crowds. Truly, nothing could stop him, nothing could send his emotions to the deep dark abyss of unhappiness. Not even-
"Why, hello Filthy Rich." The snobbish voice cut through his brain while Filthy Rich could feel the heart pumping faster. "You seem happy, excited to tonights party?"
"If it involves you being packed in a rusty meat grinder, then yes!" Filthy Rich answered uninterested while he met Fancy Pants rolling eyes.
"I see, very well then! I suppose everything comes eventually to an end, or rather, the beginning of your end. You see a lot of important ponies will obviously attend to my gathering. If you want to make money one must always shine in order to achieve important contacts. So, do you dare to accept my invitation or shall you refuse?" Fancy Pants spoke in an epic voice which made the word "epic" less significant in his present state.
"Pfff... Yeah right..." Filthy Rich answered as he was going to leave the well dressed snob with his fine blue mustache, till an idea sparkled in his head. "Wait a minute what if..."
"... WE WILL ARRANGE THE BEST PARTY EVER IN ORDER TO STEAL FANCY PANTS PARTY GUESTS AND THUS WILL HE LOSE HIS REPUTATION AND BITS!" Filthy Rich almost roared happily excited towards the light yellow shy pegasus who looked somewhat confused to him.
"Wow... Filthy Rich I'm glad you wanted to invite me to your party but... ehhmm... I-I don't know..." Fluttershy whispered quietly while standing outside her wooden front door.
"You don't know because you haven't experienced it...yet. Join me young one, together we shall rule the best, strongest, party, Equestria has ever laid its eyes on. We will even have... cookies..."
Her sweet light pink mane covered one of her eyes when the colder wind breath passed by them. Her tender look of desperation about avoiding this meeting met two cold eyes that only saw what paid off for him.
"Why do you ask me? I'm sure Pinkie Pie would - "
Her vague generous chirp got interrupted by Filthy Rich's loud cough, which didn't end until Fluttershy ended her valiant attempts to wriggle away from the deal.
"No no no... Pinkie Pie is that boring shy pony who lives alone in the forest who spends too much time with her animals, if you ask me. I need you!"
A frustrated tweet was whispered from Fluttershy who got interrupted once again.
"20.00, my place. You bring the party, and I bring the bits, cya!"
Just like that, left Filthy Rich the scared pegasus who didn't know what to do. Her blank eyes stared on the light blue sky while Fluttershy truly regretted that she had ever opened that door.
A few hours later...
The magnificent living room was transformed into a party club with dance floor, shiny ceilings, large golden tables, magic floating candles and two adorable females who sat bored on the sofa. A nervous stallion with polished shoes and a whiff of smelling apple cider walked briskly back and forth.
"When will that crazy-pink-pony-Fluttershy arrive? This party needs to be started before his party or else won't the other ponies be attracted here instead of there!"
Roseluck's head carefully looked up towards Filthy Rich while relaxing on the red expensive sofa.
"First off: That's a stupid idea, you will fail. Secondly: Did you say Fluttershy? Don't you mean Pinkie Pie?" The adorable assistance uttered annoyed.
Filthy Rich was about to say a sarcastic remark about her non-longer existed rose shop but got interrupted by the loud bell. He ran hopefully towards the door, opened it and met a mare with no fine clothes, no, and with no party guests. Filthy Rich was about to go furious-Celestia upon her. Instead he got stopped by her quiet voice.
"I can't attend to your party because I don't feel comfortable by being with you. I'm sure you are a stallion who can be nice to ponies but what you have done recently in Ponyville and towards Twilight Sparkle... Is inexcusable." Fluttershy ended with a strict sight and voice. She nervously looked upon him while hoping her trained speech would pay off.
"Seriously..?" Filthy Rich asked with a deformed smile mixed with rage which could almost be comparable towards his massive ego (Just an expression. Of course doesn't it exist something from the material world which is bigger than his ego).
"Oh... I'm sorry..." Fluttershy quickly added whispering.
"Yeah... I'm sorry aswell that you WENT FULLY RETARD THERE!!! Wow! Amazing! Fluttershy, the pony who can otherwise party like a deranged animal suddenly is shy and - Wait a minute... Flutter... Shy... Fluttershy..?
His anger slightly cooled off as he met two tearfilled eyes while she nodded slowly.
"You tricked me..?" empty clenched words warmed up the suspense between the two of them.
"No I..." whimpered her squishy voice back in "retaliation".
"Nooooooooo!!! You made me think you were Pinkie Pie!!! Be prepared to say goodbye to your old hut also called home and say goodbye to your animals which will soon, working in coal mines, or being stuffed alive as -"
Filthy Rich's field of vision suddenly got devoured by a dark energy and his body was light as a feather. He flew around in his happy little black bubble of suppression while a familiar face met his.
"Pure Opulent... Is that you?" he asked the bright face while she gave him a warm smile.
Filthy Rich suddenly woke up in the sofa when he saw and heard what he had longed for: An enormous party. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbowdash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Spike, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, Saphire Shores and a bunch of other ponies danced, drank, ate and destroyed furnitures while having the best time of their life. Even the almighty Steven Magnet was there with the power of his grande moustache, blessed the whole room with even more joy and satisfaction.
"Is this a dream..?" Filthy Rich whispered with a hoarse voice and heavy head.
"You have been knocked out for awhile after getting royally owned by Prince Blueblood in the drinking game..." Fancypants uttered while looking happy towards Filthy Rich who grunted disturbed by seeing his look.
"Wait a minute, why are you here? What about your party?" Filthy Rich asked while looking intense towards his archenemy.
Fancypants sat carefully at Filthy Rich side on the sofa while laughing a little.
"Well, as you can see, even my own party guests ended up here after Celestia herself left my party. I must admit, this is one hay of a gathering. The third night, and its still going..."
Third night? For how long have I been sleeping..?
"However, there are more important matters, which must be revealed... What do you see in front of you?"
Filthy Rich who was confused by such a dandy question looked in front of him with dizzy eyes. Iron Will dancing with Fluttershy, while a couple of teenage dragons smoking a weird plant with Spike who got way too red eyes, at the same time Rainbow Dash doing a sonicrainboom engulfing the room with rainbows and energy which destroys every window, while Discord is transforming the crushed glass into chocolate rain which pleases Pinkie Pie, dancing at the same time with Celestia who have just kissed Shining Armor, another stallion getting his ass handled by Princess Cadence... (Another long sentence my ladies and gentlemen, truly, making it harder to read.)
"...I'm seeing a veritable party." Filthy Rich answered noiseless while witnessing the chaos.
Fancypants grabbed Filthy Rich's head while peering into one others eyes.
"What are you seeing now?" Fancypants asked with kindly eyes while his soft breath smelled stupendous. "I've been waiting for this." he continued.
A wet tongue mixed with Filthy Rich's foul breath filled the room with the love which has always existed between the two of them. The beginning of something new?
"Wait what the hay?!?!?!"
Filthy Rich screamed hysterical while he cold sweated. A scurrying pain shot through his head while he could feel a thick bandage protecting his head. Lonely was he in the white bed in the white room, while the echoes of his confusing voice rang through the room.
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The filly looked concerned towards Roseluck and hugged her while silvery droplets were rubbed towards the mares dark red mane. "Is daddy going to be okay?" Diamond Tiara whispered while continuing hugging Roseluck on the cozy sofa.
"Of course..." Roseluck answered by for the first time a soft voice towards the filly. "His injury isn't dangerous."
"Why did Fluttershy attack daddy..?"
"Who knows... He probably said something which hurt her feelings and she simply... Lost control. You know, Filthy Rich can be filthy towards others. I doubt Fluttershy truly wanted to hurt him. You don't need to worry about that, the police is after her after all."
The comforting words made Diamond Tiara somewhat more jolly then before.
"...And we will have a few days without him." Diamond Tiara continued with a smile.
"Buck yeah!" Roseluck answered while high - hoofing her new friend.
The mare and the filly continued to chuckle in high spirits...
Filthy Rich trapped in a hospital bed for over a week...
While Fluttershy is hiding somewhere in the forests outside Ponyville...
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Now then: Shall the next story be about:
Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara on a treasure hunt in a temple?
Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara's treasure hunt on the great sea?
Okay now the limit is over and wow... The result is... Interesting, will begin to write the next story soon!