Per My Last Email

by The Red Parade

Garden Club Expense Report: December

Hi Wallflower!

Thanks for the forms. Everything looks good but it looks like you’re missing some transactions. I wrote them down for you:

Cuddling with your girlfriend, $55
Hugging your girlfriend, $155
Kissing your girlfriend, $200
Being the most adorable thing I have ever seen: Priceless.

Love's not free! Pay up.

Strawberry

(PS See you at Garden Club)

I hate you. 

(Yeah you better be there, bitch.)