//------------------------------// // Derpy *Steamed* Hooves // Story: Bringing Sexy Back // by Art Inspired //------------------------------// Derpy *Steamed* Hooves As Celestia awoke bright and early to start her wondrous day off with the rising of the sun, she saw something that could match her own star’s lever of beauty; her new outfit. As she got out of bed and prepared to bring forth the morning miracle, she had another thaumaturge to carry out. The cosmic designer dress slipped demurely over her royal head and the accessories such as the wing thrusters which not only helped her gain altitude during flight but also looked stunning slipped on with poise. The pendant, her magically crafted trinket she made herself was the final piece of purity that made the outfit what it was. Without it, it would always be incomplete. As she approached the balcony, head high and mentally agile, she fired her horn up and raised the sun slowly. As it peaked over the bosky landscape of Equestria, the rays reached out and soothingly caressed the fabrics and armor she wore. The hoof metal, which was made of pure brass, light and flexible with a nice shine, glowed with the sparkles that touched it. As she finished, she inhaled a deep breath while savoring the sweet smells of freely cut grass. As she exited the room, guards gazed at her stature of gorgeous allurement. All they could do was stare with their jaws gaping down. Every single guard gave her highness compliments. All the servants stared with amazement and her sister, who waited for her in the throne room, was kind enough to compliment her. “Well, it’s even better looking in the daylight.” Luna said to her approaching kin. As Luna sat in the throne the two shared, Celestia looked around. The golden ivy reflected her image on every leaf, making her giddy as she observed her reflection. Light poured into the room, and proposed glow to the regalia. All the elements of life welcomed the outfit without argument. This was truly a work of pure art. “So, have you decided on getting an outfit for yourself Lulu?” Princess Celestia was eager to see her own sister in matching attires, and it showed. “Umm… I’d rather not; mainly because it’s not my forte of fashion.” The princess of the night claimed. “Oh, you don’t need to worry about that! I’ve had each of the different outfits custom tailored to your define personality. Not all ponies will look the same. They will be made with each characteristic of the individual. That way, everypony has an original dress, rather than one seeing everypony wearing the exact same thing.” Luna pondered what her’s might look like. As she did, she passed the throne to her sister, but the princess of the day wasn’t yet ready to fulfill her normal, everyday duties. She still had to go see her new style publicized after all. As she was exiting the throne room, a blond maned mare floated up to her. This would be the first glimpse of the princess’s newest style. The pony had funny looking eyes, and a cute face to match, but what really made her stand out was her original, custom made clothing. “Derpy Hooves, at your service!” she said as she pulled out a magazine from her pouch. Her head was topped with a very stylish flight hat, which matched her suited leather jacked. The metallic wing strippers were both stylish and would provide amazing flight control. Her hind hooves were covered by amazingly stunning black boots and the cotton surrounding the clothing made her one amazing spectacle. Drepy *Steamed* Hooves “Oh my goodness, you look outstanding!” Celestia said as she examined the Pegasus. “If this is just the first type of clothing, I can’t wait to see other styles!” As she perused the magazine, she saw it was all about her new style, which the fashion committee titled Steam Pony. The name suited the style well, and Luna was even stunned to see the different varieties on how it was deduced to match an individual. The makers would first observe the cutie mark, and then take into account the ponies main outward features like poise, posture and interests. After that, they measured the hoof length, double checked their results and make the dress perfectly analogous to the pony that would wear it, while still keeping the structural Steam details to it. “So, it’s like a cutie mark… It displays not only the ponies special outlook on life, but also their personality.” She asked, and her sister concurred. “Not all the styles will look the same. That would become boring after a while.” As she looked at her sister’s royal jewelry, she stated “and that’s not the only thing that looks dull!” “What are you talking about?!” Luna asked. “Well, your style is so yesterday!” Celestia said making Derpy giggle. “I mean regular armor? First thing ponies are going to notice is me, and then they’ll see you and think what’s she doing out of style? You should come with me and get you your own steam pony apparel! I would just die if I saw you in a Steam Pony costume!” Luna looked at her hoof accessories and thought about how her sister was accurately correct. They weren’t what the ponies today would accept as fashion. The style was bland and used, which was only one problem with the regalia. The blue hoof shoes, though matching, was nothing compared to the eye catching style of her sister. She also wanted Celestia to be happy for her, so after much mental debate with herself, she agreed making Celestia gave a nice, big, toothy grin. As the two prepared to exit the palace and head to the nearest designer’s boutique with haste, Celestia explained “You won’t be disappointed, I assure you! The geared attires will make you look fabulous, but in order to get it right, you need to be sure to show your true position, personality wise. If you don’t, the style comes out wrong, and just doesn’t fit your characteristics! Of course they explain this at the shop, but I thought it’d be best for me to warn you ahead of time.” The two would soon exit the palace and strut into the streets of Canterlot, and both princesses were in for one amazing sight.