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// In which I reuse a joke 
// Story: A Number of Ideas I had While Completely Out of my Mind 
// by Asimov_Law 
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"Pinkie."
"Yes twilight?"
"Are you fucking stupid?"
"Not that I'm aware of! Why?"
"You hosted a surprise rave for the Equestrian Epilepsy Foundation."
"That is, in fact, a thing I did."
"Why didn't Rarity stop them from contracting you?"
"She's the one who invited me!"
"Did she know about the rave?"
"Nooooooo?"
"Pinkie."
"Ok, fine, I messed up, but the fire was totally not me!"
"I was wondering about that."
"It was totally arson!"
"How do you know?"
"Oh, i caught the arsonist in the act, but he made me pinkie promise not to tell anybody who he was!"
"..."
"..."
"I don't know why I bother."