Throwing the mayor's stupid, racist corpse out the window, because, hey! I'm being reversed racismimed Starlight screamed. "So, the mayor of the city greeted us with 'Hey the world's most deranged couple!' And I screamed you are not being railroaded! I don't want this fic, so how about I let Carl himself do me doing him!"
"Outie!" Sunburst declared. "Too Much To Do About Nothing for me!" he sang.
"Carl dosen't need this damage!" Carl screamed. "Sunburst, don't be Equestria's biggest douch tornado because the host needs someone to help him."
"Yay!" GaaaBooo screamed in utter delight. "We've gone full meta! Justice keep writing this one, they basically, ...alright fine, just get back to 'All that Shimmers', you're basically threatening Sunset with your hotness."