*Beep*
"Heeeeey Ensign!"
*Phone crackles*
"Don't say that! It's hard enough that my parents are doing it! Don't you start to!"
"I believe the title is Captain now. I got promoted yesterday!"
*Silence*
*Phone crackles*
"Congratulations!"
"Thanks! So I've been thinking. Tomorrow night at The Tasty Treat?"
*Phone sparks*
"Sounds great...Captain!"
"You tease!"
"You started it!"
*Fast forwards*
"Ensign."
"Captain, shall we go to dinner?"
"We shall."
*Corruption...file stops*