//------------------------------// // Epilogue // Story: Luna's Angel vs. Celestia's Devil // by TundraStanza //------------------------------// The following night... "We ask that thou do not try to, as they say, 'Pull a fast one'," pleaded Luna reverting back to the Royal We. "Sister?" inquired Celestia as she moved to sit up in the bed, "What's going on?" "Dost thou believe ye canst fool us by using the familiar tone that our sister uses?" asked Luna a bit angrily. Then, she took a closer look at Celestia's gaze. It lacked the sensual luster that the spirit had used the previous nights. "Is it really you, Tia?" Luna inquired. She attempted to trick the spirit by whispering a certain passcode into her sister's ear. To her pleasant surprise, Celestia whispered back the correct response back. "It is you!" exclaimed Luna wrapping her hooves around Celestia in a relieved hug, "Oh Tia! My sister, you're back!" "Yeah," replied Celestia returning the embrace. The next ten seconds were long yet they passed by too quickly. "So what happened?" asked Celestia. "I was hoping you could tell me that," replied Luna pulling out of the hug. Before Celestia could voice her lack of clues, she looked over and saw a half-folded parchment near the foot of the bed. She reached over with her magical hold and floated it within reading distance. Her golden touch unfolded the scroll and she read its contents. To Celestia and Luna, If I haven't burned this letter, then it means my plan was a success. No longer will John Doe bother Celestia's unconscious body and I will no longer be Luna's burden. We'll be in a realm of existence where I can keep a close watch on him. Even if my existence is forgotten entirely, I'm just glad to have participated in keeping the peace. Signing for the last time, Nebula "I... I never really met him," commented Luna, "But for some reason, I find myself feeling... concern for this colt who calls himself Nebula." "It's what he said he wanted," said Celestia solemnly, "Let us do our part for our subjects." "Of course," nodded Luna, "You're right." --- Meanwhile, in the realm of MU... "Just who the hell do you think you are interrupting my fun?" shouted John Doe. "I'm a joke wrecker," smirked Nebula, "It's in the job description." "Maybe you ought to be fired!" "Actually since I successfully ruined your joke, the logic would be that I should get minimum wage." "Didn't your mother ever tell you to mind your own business?" "When someone suffers, it is my business." "Go soak your head." "Okay, I'll just get a bucket from the nearest janitor's closet." Nebula mockingly looked around the empty realm before saying, "Oh look. There isn't any." "Just get me the hell out of here!" "Face it, kid. You're stuck here with me forever." Doe held his lips together before letting out a hissing, "FfffffffUUUUUUUUUUU---" --- Hello, readers. I'm Erica "Yukkiko" Denise here with your author's note here today. It seems our director decided to take a break from the serious stories for a bit and write something humorous for the entertainment of others. Please, darling. That's all you had to say? Wait, Diamond Edge? What are you doing here? I should ask you the same thing. Weren't you in that awful CB wannabe story? Hey in my defense, I told the director that summoning a Persona wasn't the best course of action but he went and made that happen anyway. Oh, um... is this a bad time? Oh, it's good to see you again Fluttershy who's not Fluttershy but also is. L-likewise. Tundra Stanza: Hey, I hope we're not too late. Shirayuki: Greetings every pony and Erica. It was my understanding that all the director's OCs were to gather today. A/N: That's right. Smile for the camera and read your respective disclaimers. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is property of Hasbro and Studio B. What's Wrong With Tia? is an original story by just4imagemails. Luna's Angel vs. Celestia's Devil is a non-profit story. Ownership is nonexistent except over the original characters. Please support official releases of all shapes and sizes.