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// Dear Princess Twilight: There is nothing to worry about (I hope) 
// Story: Words of Advice from the many worlds of Twilight 
// by Joe Toon 
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Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
It has come to our attention of the recent sightings of this mysterious alicorn (alternatively, the wicked version of yourself) that has been running loose everywhere across the dimensions, and we would like to inform you that there is nothing to worry about. Sure, you being an alicorn just increased the risk of you encountering this individual by a margin of 58% but we have full confidence that you will never get the chance of meeting her. I have taken great lengths to ensure that such an event will never happen, such as the number of protective protocols in the pocket universe I've provided for your quest for soul searching. 

Speaking of which, the dimension is now reconfigured to hide all trails and traces of inter-dimensional travel; which means another breach such as the day before will not happen again and will be untraceable. Other security measures like the new automatic teleportation boot-out and "Serene Grace" mode will ensure absolutely no harm will happen to you or anyone else that stays within the pocket universe.

On another note, while I do share your sentiments of concern about this alicorn, it would be ill advised of you to go after her. I'm not saying there will be nothing to be done against her, I'm saying leave her to us to deal with. In fact, as you read this letter I have mobilized a special task force to quell with her. If you feel the need to find her, just remember that this alicorn has already bested several versions of yourself including one who has more experience in ruling and fighting than you. However, I suppose that won't stop you from warning other versions of yourself from this imminent threat; so on that front, GO NUTS! 

While I would like to give you all the addresses of the ones who haven't met her yet, I could instead give you the address of a unicorn version of yourself who spent quite some time documenting other realities (to make things easier on my part). Her world of origin is World Equis 753 and she should be able to point you to the right direction to search for your other selves and warn them of the danger.

I wish you the best of luck and stay safe,
Jonathan Toolonie, Administrator of Toonworld

PS. Do not, I repeat do not entertain the question as to "who is Anonymous". For your sake and for her sanity.