Murphy's law basically says that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong. This has been proven many times, just like right now. Celestia just added a but to make my life worse. Let's continue from here we left off.
"But because Rainbow Dash is a bearer of the element of harmony, I am inclined to believe her.", she declares. I have to decided to insult the elements because of Rainbow Dash.
I narrowed my eyes and say, "What is this bearer of the elements of harmony? Some type of title that the very rare nobles that aren't inbred get?"
"Hey! Show us some respect, we just stopped Nightmare Moon from covering the world in eternal night!", Rainbow says as she gets in my face.
"What do you think would happen if she successfully created eternal night?", I ask feeling annoyed.
"Are you dumb? If she created eternal night then everyone will like the night and not the day.", she ends with stomping her hoof.
"Nothing else?", I ask, suddenly not annoyed and instead hoping she isn't dumb.
"Nope. That is the worst that could happen but we stopped you.", she says with a smug look. I take a deep breath trying to get over the fact that I'm no longer the dumbest in the room.
"First of all, you are wrong you disappointingly dumb bitch. If you force someone to like something, they will hate it. Second, that is not worst that could happen. The sun provides us with light and warmth. Without it's warmth it will become very cold very fast, meaning you will freeze to death. Without the light plants can't grow and we won't be able to see where we are going. Everyone will fight for the remaining food and shelter and eventually die. No one will survive." ,I explain in an aggressive tone.
She turns around to face Celestia and asks, "He is lying, right?"
"No, he isn't. He is very much correct about what will happen.", she answers her.
"I was going to explain to Nightmare Moon why her plan is dumb and she is the god of idiots but you came and your non-existent brain labeled me as a threat, after which you knocked me out and broke my glasses. If I could, I would take action against you but Princess values the nobility more than us commoners.", I vent.
"No that isn't true!", Twilight shouts at me, clearly angry about me calling Celestia out.
"Oh really. A minute ago the 'just and fair' Princess Celestia was believing the element bearer and not me because I'm not as important."
"Silence!", Celestia shouts making us all silent except me because I grip my head as her shouting is making my already paining head, pain even more.
"I apologize for my hasty judgement and I would like you to apologize to Rainbow Dash for calling h-.", she stop as she looks at me holding my head in obvious pain. "Are you fine, my little pony?", she asks.
"Yeah, I'm totally fine. It's not like someone hit me twice, smashed my glasses, stole my book, broke my nose and then shouted in my ears.", I reply with infinite sarcasm.
"You sure are pretty blunt.", farm girl said.
"I know.", I replied. Suddenly everything stopped moving and went greyscale. I was the only one able to move. Other me just dropped from a light in the ceiling like Mr. Bean.
"Hey, pony me, I finally finished creating real documents for you.", he informed me.
"What do you mean by that. I thought that wasn't important." , I said.
"I lied to not make you think too much. You are 22 years old now. Here is your identity card.", he said as he handed me a card. It had information like my birthdate, nationality, picture, etc. I still had a question though.
"What about passports or my parent's identities?"
"Let me explain. So, this whole identity system has existed for only 5 years till now in your country and only those who travel abroad get it. I didn't create your parent's identities because they aren't abroad. About passports... You don't need one. There had been an international agreement to have free travel between some countries and Equestria is a part of it. If they ask you about why are you here instead of some town, just say ancient instincts guided me or teleport. I also lied about history. I'll just implant the important bits in your head. I have to go now. Bye.", he explained and then disappeared into thin air.
The world was still grey though. I put the identity card in a pocket of my tracksuit and got back into my original position and the world was no longer grey.
"I still don't understand why were you here?", Celestia said.
"I teleported here using ancient instincts to guide me, so that I could see if the Nightmare Moon legend is real or not.", I lied.
"Is your ancient instincts like my pinkie sense?", pink blur.
"Maybe", I reply.
"Uh... Mr. Lonely Gear, I just wanted to tell you that your outfit is uhhh", Rarity says. I can already predict what she is going to say. She takes in a breath and shouts, " Your outfit is Terrible! How could you be wearing something so hideous?!"
"At least I look relevant...", l mutter under my breath as she continues ranting. I levitate my glasses' remains to me to see if I could salvage it. I inspect it and find that the right eye lens is cracked but not broken. I note that I can still see through it as I brought it to my eye to test it. I'll just let it hover in front of my eye.
"Your coming with me to the boutique right now!", Rarity said as she started approaching me.
"Ancient instincts shall aid me in my escape. Au revoir femme folle! (Goodbye crazy woman!)", I shout as I teleport in some random direction.