Formally known as Spoiled Milk
With a heart that's black, the flowers wither with a violent tilt
She married Filthy Rich to be better than all
Even better than her daughter, who stands a few hooves tall
Filthy's a good and kind pony to all
But the wife can make him feel and look small
By her charm and good looks
Her glare even burns some of Twilight Sparkle's books like a crook
With her evil smirk, she kicks dirt at the hard working
Walks away with a sway, even does a few twerking
She may stand Canterlot Castle tall
But there was a wall that'll make her look small and fall
Moons ago, she had an affair with Blueblood
That Rarity said, "he's a cur and a dud filled with mud"
When Filthy found out, he was having a fit
One night, barged in Blueblood's room, the aura was "oh shit"
Filthy took the one and only course
Without hesitation, gave Spoiled Rich a divorce
Everypony was shocked at Diamond Tiara of what she did
She slapped her mama hard, and not regretting what she did
Spoiled was smirking, but not for long
The bits she wanted from the divorce was long gone
The she thought of marrying Blueblood, and closed the case
But after what he did to Rarity, Celestia halted his pace
Blueblood was stripped from being a prince
And he's been a janitor at Tartarus ever since
Spoiled was a maid there
When I heard about it, I went for a visit to be fair
I told Spoiled that Filthy has re-married again
And found a mare that's in the kind and innocent trend
I asked her if she remembered Pinkie Pie
Filthy Rich is now married to Marble Pie
Spoiled looked shocked at who Filthy was with
She shrugged it off, thinking it was a lying myth
I showed her a picture of Filthy, Diamond, and Marble being happy
After Spoiled made their lives crappy
I also told her that Diamond called Marble mom
She shed tears, after her affair with Blueblood was stupid and dumb
Marble has her bits, and now she's rich
And I told her one last time, "That's what you get, Spoiled Bitch!"