-TERRARIA-
Pomp-Neigh, The Terrarian God Of Love, was currently on the hunt for a pair of potential lovers. His goal was to bring two individuals together on this day of love and companionship, regardless of who they might be. With his bow at the ready and his golden wings extended to their full lengths, Pomp-Neigh made his way towards his first destination: Home Town. He has heard of some rather interesting rumors not to mention the fact that his love senses were tingling. Incidentally, in another reality, a pink alicorn sneezed and suddenly felt the urge to sue someone for copyright infringement.
-TERRARIA, HOME TOWN-
“It’s over, Yharim!” Twilight exclaims as the lavender alicorn fires up her horn and prepares to blast away at her foe. “I’ll give you one last chance to submit to the power of friendship! It’s the best cure to your depression!”
“There are so many things wrong with that sentence! Also, you can stuff your sentimental bullshit!” Yharim roars out in response as he in turn braces himself for the alicorn’s attack.
In the background, Shadow Thunder was currently in combat against a mind controlled Starlight Glimmer.
“Starlight! You have to fight it!” The dark pegasus roars out.
“Fight it? I’d rather fight you!” Starlight antagonizes as she attempts to blast the dark pegasus who in turn manages to avoid the attack.
Both Pinkamena and Pinkie Pie were currently contending with a large red dragon; Yharim’s brotherly figure and loyal friend: Yharon.
“You two will burn for trying to destroy my master!” The dragon exclaims.
“Your ‘Master’ threatened my sister and used her against me!” Pinkamena responds.
“Please, Mr. Dragon! You and Mena look like you could become good friends!” Pinkie Pie pleads.
As these scenarios play out, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Steven The Clothier observes the conflict as they comment:
“We’ve got’ah do somethin’!” Applejack exclaims.
“But, what?!” Rainbow Dash responds. “Yharim’s too powerful, he has Starlight under his control, and that big dragon over there isn’t a slouch either.”
“Have any of you seen Fluttershy, darlings?” Rarity inquires.
“I think I saw her entering some type of portal.” Steven answers.
“What?! Darling, why didn’t you say anything?!”
Steven shrugs before replying:
“She seemed happy with that serpentine entity that exited the portal. He gave her a bouquet of flowers; they kissed, then he picked her up in his arms and took her with him.”
“Wait a second, Discord was here?!” Rainbow Dash exclaims all while Applejack and Rarity’s eyes were widened with their mouths hung agape.
“Ah! So that was Discord. Fluttershy asked me to give her some advice in order to celebrate Hearts And Hooves Day which apparently is your world’s equivalent to our own Valentines Day.” Steven responds.
“WHAT?!” Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity exclaims in unison.
“B-but… we’re fighting, Yharim! How could she just leave us here to go and celebrate-” Suddenly, Rainbow Dash’s words were cut off as an arrow with a heart shaped tip makes contact with her flank. The arrow didn’t puncture or even wound her like a traditional arrow would, no, this arrow covered the pegasus in a pink energy upon contact as a heart starts to form in her eyes. She then looks to Applejack and says with a seductive tone: “Hey there, A.J. What say you and I have an apple bucking season of our own~?”
“R-Rainbow?” Applejack inquires with reddened features. “What in tarnation are ya-” Suddenly, the same pink energy that was currently surrounding Rainbow Dash was now a part of the cowmare. Her eyes began to harbor heart shapes as she then says: “On second thought, pucker up, sugar~”
Both Rarity and Steven simply stare in shock as the two mares make out before their very eyes. Before either of them could speak their minds on the matter, Steven was now struck with that same pink energy before something absolutely unexpected happens. The former terrarian was now starting to transform into a male alicorn, one of which absolutely stuns Rarity with his looks alone.
“Oh my dear Rarity, will you be my valentine on this day?” The alicorn inquired with a red rose in his muzzle and a voice that sent pleasure down the white unicorn mare’s spine.
“Yes! Absolutely yes!” Rarity exclaims in response to which a certain God Of Love reveals himself and says:
“Wait, but, I didn’t even shoot you with an arrow yet.”
“Who cares, darling?! This isn’t even canon to the story and I’ve got a hunk of an alicorn stallion, who looks like they came straight out of my romance novels, standing before me,” Rarity then turns back to Steven, the alicorn, and shouts: “Come to mommy!”
Yharon calls forth a spiral of flames to which Pinkamena and Pinkie Pie barely manages to avoid. The scorching heat was becoming nearly unbearable for the two mares although Pinkie Pie in particular was forced to zoom off in a pink blur as one of Yharon’s fireballs nearly caught the party mare. She then reappears and says:
“You’re gonna have to be faster then- Whaaaat?!” Pinkie Pie’s eyes widened in shock as she now witnesses Pinkamena actually kissing what looked like a red dragon-pony. “What’s going on here?!”
“That’s my doing,” Pomp-Neigh responds as The God Of Love appears in a cloud of pink; heart shaped energies exploding as a result. “I shot Yharon and your sister with my Love Arrows. I turned that dragon into a dragon-pony, kind of like what I did to Steven over there who’s now an alicorn… who’s still making out with your unicorn friend,” Pomp-Neigh then looks off to another pair of ponies. “Speaking of unicorns, Starlight Glimmer and Shadow Thunder could use a little push from yours truly.” The God Of Love finishes with a mischievous smile before disappearing once again; leaving behind an absolutely shocked Pinkie Pie who continues to stare at her sister’s current ‘Action.’
“Stay still so I can blast you!” Starlight exclaims as she teleports after a fleeing dark pegasus and fires off a beam of energy.
“Starlight! Please, snap out of Yharim’s control!” Shadow Thunder exclaims in an attempt to pry the unicorn from Yharim’s mental grasp as the dark pegasus turns his head towards the unicorn mare who was still pursuing him. Starlight then smirks before she says:
“By the way, you might want to look ahead of you!”
[WHAM]
Due to Shadow Thunder looking back towards the unicorn, the pegasus didn’t see the wall of Candy Cane Corner that was before him as he collided into its surface and slipped down the candy cane wall, fully tuckered out.
Like a predator that was drawing near its prey and with her horn alighted, Starlight drew near Shadow Thunder with a condescending expression all while the pegasus tries to regain his composure.
“Any last words, pony?”
“Please, Starlight… you don’t want to do this… you don’t want to fight me. Yharim is forcing you to-” Suddenly, a pink aura surrounds the unicorn which catches the pegasus by surprise and cuts off his words. Starlight then takes on a suggestive gaze with hearts in her eyes and says:
“Fight you? No, I wanna #&%$ you~”
“N-nani?”
Twilight was currently engaged in what felt like an eternal struggle with Yharim as the two beings were evenly matched.
“Surrender, Yharim. It’s not too late to turn yourself in! Let me help you to see the light!” Twilight exclaims.
“My ‘Light’ was tossed into the fires of The Underworld, long ago,” Yharim responds as he then raises his left arm into the air and shouts: “Yharon! Burn this town to the ground!”
Nothing happens as a result to which Yharim exclaims once more:.
“Yharon! Burn everything!”
Suddenly, Twilight takes notice of Yharon’s current situation as her eyes widen and the alicorn’s mouth goes agape. Yharim takes notice of her expression as he follows her gaze while saying:
“What are you staring at- Yharon?! What the hell are you doing with that pony?! Wait, you’re a dragon-pony hybrid now?! Do what I say and stop kissing her!”
“What in the name of Celestia is going on-” Twilight’s words were cut off as a pink aura now surrounds the alicorn. She wasn’t alone, however, as the exact same aura had consumed Yharim. The two former opponents gazes upon each other as they sing in unison:
Suddenlyyyyyy,
Life has a new meaning to meeeee,
There’s beauty up above,
Some things we never take notice of,
You wake up and suddenly,
You’re in looooove.
“Oh, Twilight. You are the cure to my depression.”
“Yharim, you are the stallion of my dreams.”
Pinkie Pie was still absolutely shocked beyond any possible hope of regaining her composure. What was once a battlefield of enemies was now essentially lover’s town. Her sister was still locking lips with the ponified Yharon, Starlight and Shadow Thunder were noticeably gone, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were staring dreamingly into each other’s eyes all while Rarity and Steven seemed to be dancing nearby. Not to mention the fact that Fluttershy was currently with Discord.
“Love is in the air,” Pomp-neigh says as he suddenly appears right next to the party pony. “So, Pinkie Pie, who do you want to spend this day with?”
Suddenly, another pink blur appears as Candy The Party Girl exclaims:
“I’m here, everyone! Candy’s here to-” The Party Girl’s words were cut off as she takes notice of the current ‘Events.’ “Whoa… I apparently missed a lot…”
Pinkie Pie then smirks as she turns to Pomp-Neigh with a hopeful expression to which The God Of Love says:
“I’ve got you covered.”