//------------------------------// // The Author Gets Lazy // Story: Robot Pony // by Dreadnought //------------------------------// Ponyville Mane six walk down street pinkie pie looks up to sky - Look how fast that pony clears the clouds rainbow gets jealous [insert ten seconds flat joke] the two ponies race to see how fast sky can be cleared insert pinkie cheering rainbow insert best pony Applejack speaking in southern accent insert twilight speaking technobabble other pony wins rarity faints - fainting couch appears from nowhere rainbow upset at loss luna celebrates her victory over rainbow audience laughs