Discord and Luna listened to Storm King yell a variety of profanities at them, to which Discord snapped his fingers to turn the Storm King's mouth into a zipper. Even with his lips literally zipped, the Storm King was still loudly uttering profanities. Only difference being that all the naughty language had been muffled.
"What's the magic word?" Discord asked cheekily as he listened to The Storm King's muffled grunts and yells, "Nope, that's not it."
More muffled yells.
"Wrong again."
Even more muffled yells.
"Did you kiss your mother with that mouth before I turned it into a zip?"
A muffled yell that somehow sounded like 'please get this zip offa me, you loon!'.
"Ah, there you go."
Discord snapped his fingers to turn Storm King's mouth back to normal. Storm King gasped for air, relieved he had a mouth again. He looked at the individuals before him, one of which he recognized.
"Hey, I know you," he said as he pointed to Luna "You're one of those Uni-pega-coni-cusses or whatever you call yourselves."
"Alicorn," Luna stated bluntly.
Storm King looked at Discord, "And what the Tartarus are you supposed to be?"
"I am what you call a draconequus," Discord replied, "Head of a pony, body made up of all sorts of parts. I live in a place called Chaosville."
"Yeah, I've been to that place," Storm King said casually, "You guys really need a map. Lost a lot of good men that day, and I mean literally lost them because they floated away who knows where."
"Was it before or after I reformed myself?" Discord asked.
"Wow!" Storm King said in surprise, "If you reformed yourself, then you're gonna need to start over because, man, you are mismatched! Haha!"
Annoyed at the Storm King's insult, Discord snapped his fingers to turn him into a chicken.
"Cluck Cluck Pukaaak!" Storm King clucked angrily, demanding Discord turn him back to normal.
Discord complied with the demands and was horrified by what he had done next.
"Wonderful weather we're having," Storm King said in a tone that felt off.
Realizing he went too far that time, Discord snapped his fingers once more to turn Storm King back.
"Ah, that's better," Storm King said, "Soooo, what exactly am I doing here, anyway?"
Discord cleared his throat, "After a prejudiced pile of manure named Chancellor Neighsay lightened up on our little school, and after a very quick trial that had a pegasus filly thrown into Tartarus, Celestia came to Lulu and I specifically to, how she said, give you a second chance."
"Wait, did you say you threw a pegasus filly into Tartarus?" Storm King asked since that was the only detail he took in.
"It makes sense in context," Luna deadpanned.
"Yikes. And I thought I was bad," Storm King said before shrugging, "But I enslaved ponies of all ages so what do I know? Anyway, what makes your little ray of sunshine think that I'm gonna use this second chance to change my ways?"
"Let's see," Discord said as he held out his hand and counted the fingers "Luna changed her ways, I changed my ways, King Sombra changed his ways, though I don't think that one counts because it happened in the comics...Starlight Glimmer changed her ways, Stygian changed his ways, even the changelings changed their ways. And that last one was surprising because I'm the Spirit of Chaos and formerly Disharmony and I would never imagine the changelings...well...changing their ways."
"In spite of the fact that they are called 'changelings'?" Luna asked.
"The reason they are called that is because they can do this," Discord replied as he engaged in some SpongeBob-esque shapeshifting.
"Excuse me," Discord said as he looked directly at the author of this fic, "But do I look like I live in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Uh, who are you talking to?" Storm King asked Discord.
"Apparently, he has the same imaginary friends as Pinkie Pie," Luna deadpanned.
"Oookay?" Storm King said as he quickly turned around, "Well, it's been great but I got an empire to rebuild so..."
Luna stood in Storm King's way, "We are not going to let you walk away so easily."
"Or what?" Storm King asked mockingly, "You're gonna destroy me?"
"No, but I'm certain Discord can use a method of persuasion," Luna replied as she pointed to the draconequus holding the author by his underpants.
Discord gasped in faux-shock, "Luna! I'm shocked that you would think I'd use magic like that, even it's for a good reason. I'm not Starlight Glimmer!"
The author laughed hard at that crack at discount Twilight, I mean Starlight Glimmer. Then, without warning, Discord slugged the author in the face, knocking him out cold. Wait, what?!
BAM!
After the author got his butt handed to him by the greatest draconequus that ever lived, I..I mean Discord showed a demonstration as to why allowing him to dominate people's minds is a bad idea.
"You are going to stick your hoof up your nose and eat your greens," Discord said as he waved his hand before snapping his fingers. As he did so, Lulu's eyes shrank and her jaw dropped slightly.
"I will stick my hoof up my nose and eat my-" Luna said monotonously before snapping out of it and giving Discord a glare, "Don't do that."
After that little debacle, Discord turned around and continued talking to Stormy (that's right, I'm calling him Stormy because it would take forever if I kept typing "The Storm King" every time he makes an appearance).
"As I was saying," Discord said, "You need to take a Redemption Class taught by yours truly until we decide you're a valuable member of society."
Stormy gawked at Discord, "You're kidding, right?"
"Nope," Discord replied as he shook his head, "Due to the influx of ne'er do wells that want to do well, we decided to enrol them in a specific class so they can learn the power of friendship and be good people."
Stormy sighed, "Alright, I'll take your little 'Redemption Class'.But only because I don't want to be hypnotized into eating my own boogers!"
Discord had no idea Stormy was so subconsciously willing to dig for green liquid gold. And if he was, he would have had him repeatedly punch himself in an area that one can't say in an E-rated fanfic. And so the trio headed off to the School of Friendship so Stormy can learn a thing or two about mhtrrrrrrrrrrrrrefsrdegv rgr..........