I said, demon side showing, making Rainbow back off, and probably scaring Fluttershy even more than she already was.
Hi my name is jason. I’m a man in my early thirties who still enjoys halloween. I have almost finished my costume, I’m going as Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been saving and collecting for every piece of my costume for months. And there is just one piece that I still don’t have...... the monocle.
It should be arriving today. So I’m just wearing the costume with makeup and holding my microphone cane and watching some my little pony episodes while I wait, I’m on the very last episodes of the series and I’m at the finale episode. Then a knock comes to the door.
-Knock- -Knock-
“Hmm, I hope that’s my monocle, can’t go out with propper eye wear” I said walking to the door. I opened the door to find some creepy guy with a small box. “I’ve brought your order to you in person, if that’s alright” said the man. ‘He seems familiar but I just can’t put my finger on it’
“Nah that’s fine, thanks for delivering it” I said taking the box. “Hope you enjoy yourself” said the man with an ominous tone, to which I dismissed. “absolutely” I said, while taking out the monocle and putting it in place. Then I got a bit dizzy and blacked out.
—Later—
“Ugh, where am I” I said, then realized that my voice sounded just like Alastor. I got up off the ground and found myself in what appeared to be the pie family’s rock farm. ‘Oh. Shit. I’m a displaced like all those fanfics, and that guy must’ve been the merchant, that explains so much, how could I be so stu-wait a minute, that means I’m the real deal’
I looked at my hands and to my cane. I gave it a few taps. ‘Ok, it blinked, yup this is happening, well might as well make the best of it’ I began to smile. Then out of nowhere I felt a tug at my pant leg. I look down and see a little Pinkie Pie with a lifeless mane and no smile. ‘Oh my, this must be a little before the sonic Rainboom’
“Why hello little one, what’s your name” I said kneeling down, to get a better look at the tiny filly. ‘If I’m Alastor, I might as well play the part’
“I’m Pinkie Pie, who are you mister?” said the tiny pink filly. ‘Here we go’
“Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure” I said talking rapidly and shaking her hoof, slightly startling her. ‘Yes! I am so selling it’
“Now I’m here because of unforeseen circumstances, which have brought me here to your rock farm” I said with a little bit of flair. pinkie was frowning. “Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!” I said lifting her chin, never once removing my smile.
I got up, then began looking around. Then there was a huge explosion...... I turned around to see the sonic Rainboom. ‘Just in time’
Pinkie’s mane was all frizzy and poofy, and she was smiling. “Atta’girl, a smile looks splendid on you” I said to her.
—Later—
Pinkie began putting together her first party, which I documented with a video camera. ‘I know this isn’t what Alastor would normally do, but I just need to do this, besides there’s nothing better to do..... hey what’dya know, I am doing what he would do, sweet’
I hid in the shadows (literally) and watched as Pinkie’s family saw all the decorations. I even got their smiles on camera, and pinkies cutie mark showing up.
‘Screw halloween, this is gonna be the most fun ever’
—Years Later at the summer sun celebration—
“Alastor where are you? I have a party to prepare for the new pony in town” said Pinkie.
I came up behind her from the shadows. “Marvelous! Would her name happen to be Twilight Sparkle by any chance?” I asked. ‘How have I pulled this off for so long?’
Pinkie turned to face me. “Gasp, how did you know?” she asked.
“Oh my dear Pinkie Pie, I̴̡̜̗̜͍͚͈̾̂͂̀͘̕͝ ̸͉̺̒̅m̴̹͗̈́̐̈́͠ä̶͙̝̳̉̓̄͐k̴̗̝̮̑̏̾̈e̶͙̟̮̝̱͙͍̖̒͐͆͊͆ ̵̯̭͌̃̀̚̕ͅi̵̡̠͈͈͖̩̦͈̅̆̆͘t̴̨̼̠̪̱̪̉̒̓̅͌͒͆̀͜ ̸̧̨̙̬̬̼̙͙̅͑͒m̶̤̊̈̐̎̈́y̸̹̝̻̙̭̞̓ ̶̛̛͚́̀̋̈͂̈́b̵̺̐͌͜͠u̵̹̪̙̪͙͕͑͛͋̓͊͝ŝ̵̲̟̭į̷̧̺͙̻͉̠̠̉͘n̵̰̏̉̿̓̽̆ę̴̳̪̭̠͓̺̌ṡ̴̭͎̉̊̉̏͝͠s̸̨̩̹̼̜̠͓̋ ̷̨̢̳̖̘̝̲͉̌͊͝t̵̡͖̮̥̰́̈́̾o̶̼̗̥̯͓͙͍̩̍ ̸̨̨̹̹̭̺̖̀̓̓̕k̴̗̿̑͗̾̆͜n̷̤̝͎̬̣̫̋̇͗̍õ̵̬̭͚̳̼̻̜̤̿͐̈́́̚̚ŵ̶̦̼̱̯̯͜”
I said, letting my demon side show a bit and tilting my head.
“Oh Alastor you’re so funny” said Pinkie pie, completely unfazed by my antics. “sure, why not....Now what are we waiting for, we have a party to put together!” I said.
—Later in Twilight’s library after Nightmare Moon’s return—
I watched as the bickered amongst themselves until Twilight said they had to get the elements of harmony.
“Splendid, I was wondering when you would all be going!” I said drawing their attention to me, I just kept grinning, then tilted my head a bit making a few radio feedback noises. They all looked scared, then Pinkie drew their attention to her. “Hi Alastor, what are you doing here?” asked Pinkie. “just watching your friends bicker, I only wish I had brought some buttered popcorn” I said.
“Pinkie Pie, what is that thing?” asked Applejack. “He’s just my demon friend, Alastor, nothing to worry about” said Pinkie with a giggle. “How do we know he isn’t working with Nightmare Moon?” said Rainbow, right in my face.
“Please, if I wanted to harm any of you, Í̵̧̬͖̭͚̹͚̩̃͂̓̈́͝͠ ̸̖͍̝̜̜̠͎̤̍́̐̈́̑̀̍͊w̴̢͚͔̠̹̫͈͖͂̋̔͐o̵̢̢̠͎͍̬̽̓͌͝ù̵̞̖̙̬͎̞̳̟̍ḷ̸̘͇̤̜̽̍̽d̸͉̰͎͇͈̟̆͜ ̷̙͓̦͚̩̹̘͉̃͆̉͗͌̿͗ḫ̸̎̉͛̌͛̓ă̸͎̞̖̤̑́̋̀̏͝v̶̬̣͕̋͆̈́͜e̵̮̪̮͕̤͆̃̈́̅ͅ ̵̜̙͂ḑ̸̡̛̳̼̯͉̠̹̑͊̊̊̐͒͘ǒ̶̜͔̲̬̥̝̙̈́̚͝ͅn̸͔̼̘̥̺͑͌̆ḙ̸̈́̍̈́̕ ̴͙̗̄̔s̸̡̙̠̆̿̇͌̍͌̕͠o̵̤̭̐͗͑͘̚ͅ ̷̭̗̲͙͎̘̊́̐̀̂̾á̶̩̈̋͒̌l̴͙̳͉͓̖͚̱̉͋͆̔̏͋͆͜r̵̥͙̕͝e̶͖̗̖͍̦͚̠̭͆̑͑͊̆à̴̝̦̰̹̓͗̈́̀̕͝d̴͖̥̬̤̺̻̝́̓̈́͗͆͑͊y̷̧̡̜̝͉͚͕̍̀̆́̈ͅ”
I said, demon side showing, making Rainbow back off, and probably scaring Fluttershy even more than she already was.
“So you’re a demon overlord” said Twilight in realization. ‘How did she know?’
“That is correct!” I said, twirling my cane. “I’ve known Alastor since I was a filly, he’s been such a great friend” said Pinkie, making my eye twitch.
“what are you all standing around for, you have some elements of harmony to find, Nightmare Moon is already on her way” I said, getting them to remember what was more important.
“He’s right we have to move fast” said Twilight. “Yay, come on Alastor, this will be fun” said Pinkie. “My, most deepest of sincere apologies, but I'm afraid I can’t go with you” I said.
“Why not, is the big bad demon scared?” asked Rainbow. I just kept grinning. “HA,NO” I said in her face.
“I’m just going to stay here with the baby dragon and read a book” I said sitting in a chair and levitating a book over to myself. I opened the book and began reading.
“Can we trust him Sugarcube?” Applejack asked Pinkie. “Of, course he’ll behave, won’t you Alastor?” said Pinkie looking to me, to which I gave a thumbs up. “See, it’ll be fine” said Pinkie.
They all left the treehouse and went to find the elements, while I just sat back and continued reading.