Special date tonight plans are made
Romantic flowers and a serenade
Wrote her a silly cheeky song and right on cue
I am singing, ripping off my clothes, revealing Underoos.
She wants a picture she can show her friends
Hey look at me, sticking out my tongue again
Thought it was kinda cute, in an impish way
I watch her silly, sweet, seductive smile, as it fades away.
And she says, "I'm not laughing at a single thing you did!
Think your awful puns are funny? Acting like a little kid!"
She's not laughing, while we're stuck in line
Guess Piranaconda's not the romance flick she had in mind
She's not laughing...nah nah nah!
She's not laughing...nah nah nah!
Said I'm sorry, things are on the mend
Till I play moist for eighty points in Words With Friends
Make lyrics up to all her favorite songs
And I hid soysauce packs in places, where they do not belong.
You know she's not laughing, when her errand trip goes bad
Cannot find the door she wanted, now we're at the bar instead
She's not laughing but she sure does curse
When I smack the cartdoor everytime she backs up in reverse
She's not laughing...nah nah nah!
She's not laughing...nah nah nah!
Now you know that she's not laughing, not even a little bit
Made me shop all day at Michael's, put me on her smoothie kick
Got her haircut real short just for spite
Locked the bedroom door, guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
Now she’s laughing...ha ha ha!
Now she’s laughing...ha ha ha!
Now she’s laughing...ha ha ha!
Now she’s laughing...ha ha ha!
I'm not laughing...nah nah nah!