"Oh, shit, I just realized I gave Twilight a cell phone" I said excitedly. I took out my phone and speed dialed Twilight. The phone was ringing. "Hey is she answering?" Asked Sunset. "Not yet" I said with impatience. Twilight answered. "Uh, hello?" Said Twilight. I put it on speaker. "Hey Twilight you see that button on your screen that has an image of a speaker, push it" I said. "Ok if its little louder that means you are on speaker phone, is everypony with you?" I said. "Yes, why" she asked confused. "Great, hey everypony guess where I am!" I said. "Are you somewhere in the castle?" Asked Twilight. "Nope I'm still at CHS, YOU LEFT ME BEHIND!" I yelled.
There was no answer. "I know a spell that might be able to bring me back, but its a long shot, so I don't know what exactly will happen, with my luck probably nothing, I'll call you later" I said hanging up. "Do you really know a spell that could bring you back" asked Applejack startling me. "Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that!" I said. "We, were here the whole time darling" said Rarity. I just deadpanned and swung my neck to look at her. "Anyone have a bicycle bell?" I asked. Pinkie rummaged through her hair. "Here you go" said Pinkie pulling out a bell. "Thanks" I said. I walked over to my Motorcycle and attached the bell. I took the top off of the bell and walked to a table and placed the bell-top on it. I took a seat and placed my hands a few inches above the bell-top. They all gathered around me. "What are you doin" asked Applejack looking at me like I was crazy, and if this doesn't work she might be right. "I'm going to cast a traveling spell on the bell-top, I got it from a movie called bedknobs and broomsticks, probably won't work but I have to try" I said. I put my goggles up and closed my eyes. I focused myself and took in a deep breath then let it out slowly. I opened my eyes and began the spell. "Hellebore henbane aconite glowworm fire and firefly light!" I said, and the bell-top glowed red. I twisted it a quarter turn to the left and it went out.
"Did it work?" asked Fluttershy. I picked it up. "Only one way to find out" I said with a serious look on my face. I walked over and put the bell back together and got on my motorcycle. "Please work" I said. I took a deep breath and turned the bike on. "Take me to Camp Everfree" I said and tapped it three times and turned it a quarter to the left. The bike started sparking and then I was off. Insert the traveling music from bedknobs and broomsticks. I shortly arrived at Camp Everfree. "It worked, yes" I said with a fist pump. I rode my motorcycle out and headed for CHS. It took me a while but I arrived.
I saw the girls waiting in front. Then they saw me. I stopped in front of them. "It works, it actually worked!" I said excited. They all cheered. "Take me to Ponyville" I said and tapped the bell three times and quarter turned it to the left. I showed up in the middle of Ponyville. "Sweet, I can go anywhere, take me to CHS" I said and did the required ritual.
I showed up back at CHS. "Miss me" I said surprising them. "I thought you were going back to home, darling" said Rarity. "With this travel spell I have a way to get back, but I'm not really interested in going back home just yet, this world is so much like where I originally came from, so I think I'm going to stick around" I said. I turned my bike off and walked over to Sunset Shimmer. "Hey, any chance you have enough room for a guest at your place?" I asked. "Um, sure, why not" said Sunset with a smile.
---Later at Sunset Shimmer's apartment---
Me and Sunset walked into her apartment. I looked around, it was a little messy. "Well it isn't the Burj Al Arab, but after a bit of time cleaning, it might seem less like a dumpster fire in the middle of a junkyard filled with porta-potties" I said looking around. "Gee, so glad you like it" said Sunset with a frown. "Normally when a girl brings a guy home, the place looks like a girl lives there, this looks like you aren't doing well with your rent, and had to have a dumpster hobo as a roommate" I said. "Are you done yet" asked Sunset. "Can I do one more please?" I asked. "No" she replied. "Got a place where I can sleep or do I just share a bed with you?" I asked making her blush. "You know what, we'll figure something out, but first..." I began while putting my goggles over my eyes. "I need to clean this place up, before I see one of your dirty socks crawl away" I said. Getting ready. I put on some music.
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I used my super speed to go all over her apartment. I got cleaning supplies and began to purge the entire place of filth. I collected all the trash and put it in the dumpster downstairs in the parking lot. I dusted, I scrubbed. I split into more of me, and gave each one a task. We made the bed, cleaned the floor, washed the windows, and organized the movies, did the laundry. Sunset watched all if me with shock. It was a few minutes later and we finally finished cleaning. "Attention!" I said to my other me's.
"Status report" I said like a drill sergeant. "Every corner of the Apartment is clean sir!" They said in unison. "Windows, floors, beds, shelves, clothes, walls, electronics, kitchen?" I asked still in drill sergeant mode. "SIR YES SIR!" They said in unison while saluting. "GOOD, RETURN TO HOST!" I Yelled. "SIR YES SIR" they said gathering around me and merging back into me. I looked over to Sunset and she looked back and fainted.
I went and caught her, I took off her boots and jacket and put her in her bed. I went to the living room and checked for a mattress in the couch. Luckily there was, so I pulled it out and set it up. I got out of my coat, and put it on the armrest, then proceeded to take off my boots and put them at the foot of the bed. I took off my weapons and ammo and wrapped them in my coat and placed it back on the armrest. I got in the bed got onto my right side, got comfortable and went to sleep.