//------------------------------// // Chapter 19 // Story: Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover // by MidnightCrew //------------------------------// Twilight wheeled herself into Pinkie’s party. “SHE’S HERE! TWILIGHT, SAY THE LINE!” She laughed. “I’m the T to to the W-I-L-I-G-H-T, and ain’t no other pony troll it down like me. I’m Twilightlicious.” Pinkie sprung up. “I’m the P to the inkie to the P to I to E, and while I'm at it bronies, WON'T YOU PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME?! I'm Pinkielicious!" Fluttershy kicked at the dirt. “Um, I’m the F to the L-U-T-T-E-R-S-H-Y, and the thought of all the ponies watching just makes me want to cry. I’m...Flutterlicious...” Rainbow growled. “I’m the R to the A-I-N-B-O-W Dash, and I’m way too cool to end this with a rhyme. I’m...Rainbowlicious...” Applejack rolled her eyes. “I’m the A to the P to the other P-L-E, and ain't no other pony buck it up like me. I'm Applelicious!" Rarity clapped. “I’m the R to the A to the R and I-T-Y, there isn’t anypony who could hate me if they try! I’m fabulous! I mean, Rarilicious.” Vinyl Scratch approached Twilight. “When will you be out of that wheelchair? That sure is some bite.” She nodded softly. “Very soon.” Vinyl went back behind the turntables. “Let’s start this party off with Friday!” All of them groaned. “The polka version.” They cheered. Pinkie hopped in with instruments on her back and started playing. It was pretty funny. Ditzy Doo suddenly burst in. “I heard you wanted me to sing?" Rainbow facehoofed. “Why is Derpy here?” “It’s Ditzy.” “Whatever.” “Hi!... Hi... Hello? Hello? Are you on? Mr. Mike? Listen up Derp! Got the wrong end! Flip the mike over and then begin... Ohhh! Derpalicious Definition Crosseyed, vision's hazy Seein' double causes trouble 'Specially when I'm baking Muffin mixin' In the kitchen Batter sloshin' Plates are droppin' No need to do the dishes All broken! Somethin's glitchin' I'm derpalicious Oh so precious I'll be your muffin princess When the oven starts to heat up Muffins I'm a fixin' I'm a ditzin' I make them firemen clop clop And they'll be breakin' off the lock For a taste of what I got! I'm derpalicious I like my muffins hot hot Your muffin princess I make the firemen clop clop Miss muffin mixin' I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot I'm derpalicious D-d-d-d-ditzy ditzy Derpalicious, yeah Derpalicious, yeah Derpalicious, yeah Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah Derpalicious A tradition Wall-eyed in a crowd Don't pay attention In transition Mail mares are allowed I'm a ditzy pony And I can hardly see And can't no other filly Flake it out like me I'm derpalicious Oh so precious My bubbles are ambitious They bounce, pop, and spin Straight all up on the Princess I'm a dimwit Make the firemen clop clop And they'll be breakin' off the lock For a taste of what I got! I'm derpalicious I like my muffins hot hot Your muffin princess I make the firemen clop clop Miss muffin mixin' I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot I'm derpalicious La la la la la la la Derp it out! Derpin', derpin', derpin' My brain's not workin' I'm cross-eyed all the time Run into walls, I'm blind! I'm so ditzy ditzy I'm so herpy derpy Muffins tasty tasty Ponies think I'm crazy D to the E to the R P Y Oh yes she's nuts The H to the O to the O V E S Derpy Hooves Yeah Derpy You go girl D-d-d hit it Derpy All my ponies gather round Thinkin' I'm a clown Watch my eyes bounce up and down Derpin' to the sound I just wanna tell ya now Muffins by the pound I don't wanna suga mama I just want a muffin man When I drop the mix Feel a lil' bit defeated But I don't really care Cuz I'm still gonna eat it Disabled But that's just an ole pony's tale Cuz I'm derpalicious Your muffin princess La la, la la la la, la la, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la Buh bye!” Rainbow's jaw hit the floor. “WOO! DO ANOTHER SONG!” Keroro cheered. “B-b-b-b-b-blonde hair Derp eyes Always thinkin' Ooo ooo Derpy Hooves is on the loose like Ooo ooo, ooo ooo Spaced out Confused Expression so like Ooo ooo Ditzy Doo is on the move like Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo And I... Just screw things up Just screw things up Just screw things up To goof around And I... Just derp things up Just derp things up Just derp things up To be a clown I think I should know ... How... To act like like a normal filly But get so bored and just have to spazz out Now... D-E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out Wow... There's no need to worry Cuz derpin, I just can't live without Now... D-E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out Muffins Bubble butt Favorite things like Ooo ooo Derpy hooves is not discreet like Ooo ooo, ooo ooo Wild-eyed Mail mare Loosin' it like Ooo ooo Ditzy Doo is trottin' through like Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo And I... Just screw things up Just screw things up Just screw things up To goof around And I... Just derp things up Just derp things up Just derp things up To be a clown I think I should know ... How... To act like like a normal filly But get so bored and just have to spazz out Now... D-E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out Wow... There's no need to worry Cuz derpin', I just can't live without Now... D E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out You know that medication Just won't work on me I don't need glasses to help me see I derp and do it willingly Cause derpin' is better than drugs You can derp it too No matter where you are Don't even need a cool mail car Cross your eyes and you'll go so-o far Cause derpin' is better than drugs I think I should know ... How... To act like like a normal filly But get so bored and just have to spazz out Now... D-E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out Wow... There's no need to worry Cuz derpin', I just can't live without Now... D-E-R-P's Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out.” She took a muffin and ran out. Kululu looked confused. “O...kay then... Twilight!” He ran over to Pinkie and whispered in her ear. She nodded and told Vinyl Scratch. How can I just let you walk away - just let you leave without a trace? When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooooh You're the only one who really knew me at all... Twilight blushed as she had Kululu take her hoof. And she stood up. Everyone cheered as they embraced. How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave? 'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears You're the only one who really knew me at all So, take a look at me now - well, there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face Take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what I've got to face I wish I could just make you turn around - turn around and see me cry There's so much I need to say to you - so many reasons why You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face Now, take a look at me now 'cause there's just an empty space But to wait for you is all I can do and that's what I've got to face Take a good look at me now 'cause I'll still be standing here And you coming back to me is against all odds - it's the chance I've got to take Take a look at me, now