//------------------------------// // Art of the Troll // Story: Silly Songs With Pinkie // by 23 KM To Nerdiness //------------------------------// Thread by thread, Whining ‘bout the typo Yahoove’s next. Trolling in the answers page by page Making sure the asker gets angry. And the other people fill with rage Always peeving off the Xbox users. Making sure the furries feel like losers I’m acting like a troll. Chan by chan Peeving off the admins. On a roll Don’t you know not to talk to a troll? Pretend to be a Bieber fan’s desire Make those O-mare-gle users retire. Think I’ll mock that idiot guy’s fails Then laugh at him when he wails. It’s HoofTube’s new troll. Rick Rolling’s easy Everyone clicks the link. Other people never tease me But I bother them. "Do you think this joke’s cheesy?" Something rude Perhaps quite risqué. Now a lie All these people scream “Please die!” Making sure it fits for Yahoo’s board. Don’t think that I’ll ever get bored And although it makes them go berserk. I don’t care if I look like a jerk I’m being a rude troll. Post by post, ban by ban Furs, noobs, fans, and Mormons Thread by thread, on a roll Nerd by nerd, then Rick Roll And that’s the art of the troll! Site by site, bothering the mods now Hurt foals, don’t you know the troll’s all like to fight? Even if your next comeback is perfect You’re gonna be arguing all night Thinking ‘bout the next forum to bother Time to give a flame war a good light I’m spamming all my friends! Hour by hour, one more noob I’m angering the ponies on HoofTube. Chris-Chan is going to lose his mind Whinnipedia has banned me one more time. HorseChan’s now making guys go blind You won’t believe what your email will find. Trolling is easy, everyone’s a dope Going to a brand new web site. Have to flame all the threads, still up around nighttime. All they ever want is some good manners All I really want is a good show. Gotta balance humor with tastelessness Talkin’ ‘bout things that are not my business. And if you never think “Oh, buck it!” I’ll keep going ‘til you kick the bucket! Gotta anger this generation Remember, it’s all in the presentation! Post by post, site by site Nerds, furs, noobs, up all night. Meme by meme, more Rick Roll Chan by chan, won’t get old And that’s the art of the troll! . .