OK, I totally suck at image editing, but felt the urge to fiddle with goldenmercurydragon's Light Saber Colgate image after writing this pathetic excuse of a story.
Here's the pimped (actually GIMPed 
) version of his amazing pic:
Is Colgate the best pony or what?
"Hey, I though I was the best pony."
* awkward silence *
Me: "Why of course, Pinkie Pie. You are! Nopony can kick flanks like you. What say, Colgate is the best background pony?"
"Works with me."
Whew, almost got my head chopped off there.