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// The Vomit-Stained Letter 
// Story: Letters From The Enemy Inside 
// by The Sleepless Beholder 
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Dear Twilight [CENSORED],

You massive [CENSORED], you [CENSORED] poisoned my hot coco! What the [CENSORED] is wrong with you! I’ve been throwing up all [CENSORED] morning and I feel like [CENSORED].

I was going to go [CENSORED] easy on you, but this is a declaration of total [CENSORED] war!

When the [CENSORED] day comes, you will regret ever been [CENSORED] born, you massive piece of [CENSORED], [CENSORED], [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Your [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED],
Starlight Glimmer.









Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Due to your more than colorful language, I took the liberty of casting a censoring spell on this and any future letter you or Twilight write.

Your watchful monarch,
Princess Celestia.

PS: I will also have a talk with Twilight about this more than unnecessary action.









Dear princess Celestia,

I’m not apologizing.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.