Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
Your actions in the town I made, with my own efforts, that wasn’t bothering anypony outside of it until you came to ruin it because of that cursed piece of furniture you have in the entrance hall, have left me with nothing more than an undying desire to destroy you.
That’s why I’ve taken residence in yourunnecessarily biglittle castle, so I can keep a close eye on your activities to make my plan as flawless as possible.“Since when have you been spying on me?” you may ask. Well, I’m sure you’ve noticed that food has gone missing in your kitchen for the last three days.
That’s right!I don’t have any money soYou’re unwillingly feeding your own enemy, adding fuel to the machine that will produce your doom! (By the way, the machine works better with some hot coco, so if you can add it to your shopping list, I will be merciful on your existence.)I’m sure the other big question in your head will be; “Why not just stab you while you sleep?”
Ha! You think I’m not aware that alicorns are immortal beings invulnerable to physical damage? I won’t fall into such obvious trap.
But don’t let that make you feel safe from me. There are worse ways I can make you suffer! Like the one I’m preparing right now! Do you want a small clue as to what it is? Well,it’s ait involves yourI won’t tell you for now. Just know that it’s going to make you regretmaking me rethink my life choicesruining my town with yourlogicfriendship.Your sworn enemy,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Princess Celestia,
Remember that cult leader that lived right next to the middle of nowhere? She claims to be hiding in my castle and planning “my doom” as she puts it.
I’m surprised that I didn’t realize it sooner, the missing food should have been a dead giveaway(This is Spike. Twilight blamed me for the missing food, and I blamed Owlowiscious, and I think Owlowiscious blamed the rock-rats that live in the walls, so none of us tried to investigate who was actually doing it. I feel like there is a lesson to learn here, but that’s Twilight’s job.)
(I missed the rest of what Twilight was saying, but she basically wanted to ask you if alicorns are immortal. Otherwise, we are not really concerned about Starlight. We will search for her later when we gather the rest of the girls.)
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
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Your proud mentor,
Princess Celestia.