"..." Twilight sighed. "Pinkie? How is a Bunny Rabbit like a Lion?"
Pinkie grumbled a bit...before snickering. "Well, ya see, Twilight, if the lion's cowardly-~"
"...THOSE TWO?! TOGETHER?! That's impossible...The protagonists-"
"Wear practically similar dresses, Twi...One's Trottish, the other is- ...Twistish?"
"...How the hell will memorizing both make me a better-?"
"Noooooo, Twi~ Its about enjoying life again~ ...But, seriously, haven't you ever wanted to be a filly again?"
"...I-It would be nice to have friends..."
"Perfect~! Now...You're running late, for a very important date, but, suddenly, you get a prediction that there will be a disaster! What do you do?!"
"W-well, I-"
"Prepare for the inevitable...Just kidding~ But, seriously, Twi, what do you- ..." She blinked, as Twi was already making sure there was space for both of them in the bathroom. "...Huh. Good instincts. ...Yeah, right, we both know that Velvet woulda-~"
"Pinkie? You're not my-"
"I COULD BE! Ever think o' that?"
"..." She sniffled, a tear going down her face. "Y-you're right, I should've-"
"Naaahhhhhh, don't worry~ ...Now. For a rather complicated manuever. Twilight? What does Science define a miracle as?"
"...Well, the more pessimistic sort will tell you, you can't make something out of nothing, so-"
"HA! Science, who needs it~?"
"...I'm not sure I foll-"
"Twi...As long as energy exists, you can produce more of it."
"...But, doesn't that defy-?"
"Ahahah! None of that. Now...Twi? Have you ever thought it possibly to perceive books as...minds? Other realities?"
"...! WHERE IS HE?! WHERE-?!"
"Twilight? No. ...Though, that would explain some things...", she murmurs. "If Styg- ...Nah. We're not even close to ready for that yet~ NOW! What to do... Hmmm. Okay, so...I might be forced to do it this time. BOOK WARUDO!" She hums, somehow...standing up on two legs in a ballerina position. Somehow, she pulls out both 'Alice in Wonderland' and 'The Wonderful Wizard of Oz', and places them both on the floor. Then, as Pinkie channels her hamon energy through her lower legs, Twilight is suddenly lifted up by a small emerald tornado, that pulls her into the middle...
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"WAKE UP! WAKE UP, FLUTTERJACK!"
"...What the-? W-wait, my name isn't-"
"Silly Flutterjack, there's no time for that~" ...The odd white lion cub, with bunny ears, wearing a red coat, with a yellow buttoned coatshirt, a golden monocle on his left eye, hums a bit, as he pulls out a golden watch. "We need to make it! To the coronation!"
"THE CORONATION?! B-but, I'm not nearly ready! Besides, even if I was- ...I'm sorry, I don't-"
"Kimb- ..." It was like he was suddenly stuck right in place. ...Then- "...Sorry about that! The chap who usually-"
TWILIGHT IS SPONTANEOUSLY EJECTED! She oofs as she crashes on her back. "Pinkie, what the-?!"
"I FORGOT ABOUT THE KIMBA AND SANS GLITCH!"
"...THE WHAT?!"
"I-it's nothing, Twi~ ...Seriously, Twi, you're better off not knowing. ..." She started murmuring something about 'How does he keep finding where people are...? Damn Megalovania...'
"...Pinkie, are you-?"
"Nevermind! We...need to start with...Oz? ...Grrrrrr," It felt hard to do this...Maybe it was paranoia on her part, but, still- "...Hmmmmmm. There once was a Patchwork girl so fair, a beautiful light blue was her hair-"
Suddenly, Angel bunny came in through the door!
"...Somethin' ya need, Angel?", Pinkie asked, trying not to sound too annoyed. Also, the twister was gone. ...For the moment.
...HOW WAS A RABBIT SWEATING BUCKETS?!
"...Lucifer's Angel? At a time like this? Geez...Is Dash still summoning Surprise? Where is Fluttershy?! Don't tell me the others are-!"
Angel just shrugged, still looking nervous as heck.
"..." Pinkie sighed. "Well...Apparently, Book world has activated a new plot twist...One I can't even blame on Surprise. ..." She stared right at Angel Bunny. "Don't tell me...Cadence? Your stand only activates, when someone's going through some pretty extreme turmoil...Or, at least, that one usually only activates in that type of instance."
Angel said nothing...being a bunny, and all.
"...Damnit, Fluttershy. Alright, Twi...Let me handle this. I'll likely need Rashomon. ...Buuutttt, then again, if this is about Prismia, then- ...That'll be complicated."
"...Piiiiiinkie, what are you not-?"
"S-she may or may not be...Part changeling. Prismia, that is."
"...So, Chrys-?"
"Don't wanna talk about it. If need be, I'll use the power of The World...Or just Fiesta World."
"...Is there much of a difference?"
"One can make party stuff."
"Ah. Yeah, that explains the difference."
"Right. ...Well, I guess I should-"
Suddenly, AJ-or some sort of lookalike?-appeared infront of them...her attire made her look like a trottinghamish hoodlum. "Oi, ya still havin' problems around 'ere?"
Twilight blinked. "...AJ? How did you get in here?"
"No time ta talk, an enemy stand's on tha loose, right? We saw tha carnage on our way 'ere."
Hoity was outside, panting a bit. "W-who even has a stand like that?!"
"..." Pinkie just shakes her head, sighing. "Does it really matter? We've got to figure out a way to take that thing out."
"Take it out?" Hoity looked incredulous. "How?! Bonded with her, think of the damage its doing!"
"I already am...Twilight? I know you've been through so much recently, but- Can you help with this, please...?"
"..." Twilight just sort of sighed. "Guess I could give it my all..."