//------------------------------// // Chapter 12 // Story: Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover // by MidnightCrew //------------------------------// "...so then, I made faces at them, and then, ooh! I sang this song!" He whimpered. "When I was a little filly, and The sun was going down The darkness and the shadows, they Would always make me frown I'd hide under my pillow From what I thought I saw, But Granny Pie said That wasn't the way To deal with fears at all She said Pinkie You gotta stand up tall Learn to face your fears You'll see That they can't hurt you Just laugh to make them disappear HA HA HA! So, giggle at the ghostly Guffaw at the grossly Crack up at the creepy Whoop it up with the weepy Chortle at the kooky Snortle at the spooky And tell that big dumb scary face To take a hike and leave you alone And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna... Ahahaha, haha! Ohoho! LAAAAAAAAAUGH!" Kululu's glasses broke completely. "AUGHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!" "Get ahold of yourself, Sergeant Major..." Keroro muttered. "Pinkie is the new Angol Mois," Tamama cackled. He ran around, not being able to see anything. Twilight rolled her eyes and fixed his glasses with her magic. "There." She tried to levitate them onto him, but he wouldn't stop running. She used her magic to grab him. He got up and sat in the corner. Pinkie ran over. "Come on and party!" Kululu started crying from the amount of annoyance. "Just leave me alone." Pinkie's mane went flat as she walked away. Twilight looked at Keroro. "Is he always-" "He hates people with pure hearts. He's depressed right now." She picked him up and tried to lift the depressed aura off him. A little went away as he walked back over. "Fine..." Pinkie's mane poofed out. "YAY!" Dororo turned to Fluttershy. "Sing Fireflies." "I..." Pinkie tossed her the microphone. She whimpered in response. "You can do it." Fluttershy glanced around nervously and took a breath. "You would not believe your eyes If ten million Fluttershys Flew in the room as I fell asleep 'Cause they'd fill the open air And their squeaking everywhere Would be so cute That I would just stand and smile I'd like to make myself believe Equestria's kind pony Would come to me when I'm feeling tired And snuggle me to sleep 'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams 'Cause into my room they'd fly Those ten thousand pegasi As they sung me lullabies to sleep 'Time to lay your sleepy head Hush now, time to go to bed' I'd slumber then, Snug under my warm bedspread I'd like to make myself believe Equestria's kind pony Would come to me when I'm feeling tired And snuggle me to sleep 'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams When I fall asleep Don't close my browser for a bit Please send me a pony here 'Cause I need another pony hit Please send me a pony here Why can't I stop with one more peek Please send me a pony here It's 5am, and I need to sleep To ten million Fluttershys I'm weird, 'cause I hate goodbyes I got misty eyes as they said farewell But I'll know where several hide When my dreams get pony-fied 'Cause I saved a few And into my room they'll glide I'd like to make myself believe Equestria's kind pony Would come to me when I'm feeling tired And snuggle me to sleep 'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe Equestria's kind pony Would come to me when I'm feeling tired And snuggle me to sleep 'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams When I fall asleep I'd like to make myself believe Equestria's kind pony Would come to me when I'm feeling tired And snuggle me to sleep 'Cause I'm obsessed with ponies, so it seems..." "GROUP HUG!" Fluttershy was buried under a pile of ponies and frogs.