"Okay...", Twilight began, once the two pegasi and their chariot had...left. "Did you find that odd too, Spi-?"
"You mind asking something not so damn obvious, Twilight...?"
...Twilight's eye twitched. She wasn't used to her assistant being this bizarrely negatively...Sardonic? Sarcastic? Cynical? He was being weird, and negative.
"Anyway, so, first, we have to- ...Go to...Okay, who he hell names their kids after drink names?"
"Ironic," Spike murmured
Before Twilight could even question him on what that even meant-
A Pink Pony trotted up to them, seemingly at random.
...She gasped, eyes widening like plates, her hooves left the ground, as if trapped in some anti-gravity solution, and-
"Stop," Twilight told her, in a commanding voice, while her horn was glowing.
"Okay." ...The pink Pony suddenly went back to standing on the ground, staring at her with a bored expression.
"..." Twilight blinked. How had that just worked? "Your-?" ...Nope. She had to remind herself to have to her horn glowing, if only to test what just happened. "Please tell me your real name."
"...You can't handle my real name," the pink pony suddenly told her, eyes on fire, an annoyed look on her face.
"..." Twilight started backing up, murmuring something about how she was not ready to handle this. Her lips started moving.
"Twilight, don't say the thing," Spike warned, as if Twilight was supposed to know what he meant.
"I-I wish-" Her horn was glowing.
"Twilight, stop!"
"I-I- wish-"
"TWILIGHT, DON'T YOU DARE-!"
"I WISH MY MOM WAS HERE!"
...Her hon was still glowing. This could only end sooooooo we-
"Hi, sweetie~", the pink pony told her, suddenly smiling brightly, and waving at her.
"..." Twilight's eyes widened. "I- Wha?" She had legitimate shock and concern on her face.
"I warned you not to say it!" Spike hissed. "Some Aye-Aye family secrets...Are best left buried."
The pink pony rolled her eyes. "Well, I nominate us for a treasure hunt then, because we have a looooottttttt of them! Don't we, sweetie~?"
"..." Twilight's eye twitched. She actually looked like she was going to try and communicate with the entity, and-
"Don't, it's just some form of-"
"There is nothing that mimicky about what I'm doing, Spike...Unless this is also happening in some alternate universe, or plane of existence," the pink pony murmured. "Also-" She suddenly turned back to Twilight with a big, genuine grin on her face. "I'm Pinkie Pie~ ...No. Ponkie Pie," she murmured. ...Then- "Just call me Pinkie, or Pinkamena Diane~ Now, my dearest Sparkle Warkle...Please recount your day for me. And, don't worry...I'VE LONG LOST MY TEA LEAF ABILITY~!" There was glaring at Spike, for some reason.
"...I have no idea what she's talking about," Spike murmured, sweating a bit.
"That's a story for another part," Pinkie murmured...spitting out three silver coins at the ground, for some reason.
"..." Twilight shook her head, before sighing. "Okay, it started when I got up this morning, the wash bas- ...No, it happened before the wash basin. I normally wake up on the right side of my bed, but, this morning-"
"For the record, different people may have different ideas abut what things like 'left' and 'right' are, so, feel free to just tell me you woke up on the wrong side of the bed," Pinkie pointed out.
"..." Twilight huffed. "Yes, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. ...Also, my horn was-"
"Buh buh buh, not even sure we count flopple here...", Pinkie murmured. "Also-"
"SHE'S GOT A KNIFE!" a random blue pegasus overhead yelled.
"...This is a pen, Dashie," the pink pony patiently told her. Also, at some point, the pink pony had transitioned from not having clothes on, to having a tan business suit on, complete with black tie, rectangular business glasses, and, her hair was a bit extra frizzy.
"ANYTHING POINTY CAN BECOME A KNIFE TO HER!", Dash points out.
"...This is normally why I just gasp and run off," Pinkie murmured. "Excuse me."
There was a whoosh-
...The business suit, the glasses, and a pink extra frizzy toupee, are hovering in midair.
"...So, her stand's just slightly beyond my understanding," Spike murmured. "Alright, lets go. Shouldn't keep AJ waiting."
"...YOU SAID THAT WITH FAMILIARITY! SPIKE! IS THIS GROUNDHOG DAY?! ARE WE DOiNG-?!"
"OH! BELIEVE ME, TWILIGHT, I WISH I KNEW IF IT WAS THAT SIMPLE OR NOT!"
He grabbed her hoof, and started dragging her with a surprising amount of strength.
"...Note to self, Spike has gained freakish strength somehow," she murmured. "Just another bizarre thing to add to this- ...Mystery Day."
She suddenly realized something.
She was seeing two big earth stallions, who had the same frame and body types-
...But she could swear, she was seeing them as the two pegasi guards from earlier.
Just what was even going on...?