“OH FUCK” Princess Celestia exploded and everyone was confused. Luna has to fly to Asia to consult with Twilight Spackle but they shot rockey missiles because Asia was aty war with Equeastria.
“We have to make war” General Ranbow Dash said aloud to the army of Equestria which was really shitty.
“We will march upon the shroes” They said and walked into the water and drowned. “My plan has failed “ Rambo resigned and was executred for insolence.
Luna’s wings had been eblomed by the rocket missiles and Asia came to her and toook priosner so the army had to react with great speed in electing a newer general.
They failed and gave up.
Asia marched in Equaetstia and killed a lot of ponies abut a hero arose it was me. I am Applejack writing this story. Bang I shoot a lot of the Asian but they stab and kill me and I die so I fail to save the. Asians continue raping equartsya. I spell poorlu because I’m from souths.
A pillar of hell fire suddenly came and burnt most of he Asians but the others were so confused they shot themselves. Dector Whoofs knew h had to save us so he wet and put time back together and eveyrpony was live again but no Asia.