//------------------------------// // New Year 2020 // Story: Robot Pony // by Dreadnought //------------------------------// Everypony eagerly watched the clock. As one they began counting down: 10 .... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 .... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 Pinkie released a big banner that read, " Happy New Year!" "Uh, Pinkie?" "Yes, Applejack." "Y'all realize that this year we're unemployed?" "Silly, Applejack, of course I do." She pulled a string and a new banner came down that read, "Will do pony shenanigans for food." TV STATIC