//------------------------------// // Part two // Story: Spring Breakdown Parody with the Children of the mane six // by PageTurner001 //------------------------------// "Spring Break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Peanut. They had been on the ship for some time now. They were all together on deck. Granite was sitting next to Thunder. Thunder was burring her face in her hands. She was seasick. Granite was there to comfort her, though. "So," said Hurricane, looking at the brochure. "There is a petting zoo... You'll like that Granite." Granite looked up and said a little "yay." "Oh. All you can eat buffet." "Yeah," the triplet brothers said, clapping hands. "And a gift shop." Ambrosia yelped in excitement. "This cruise has everything," Peanut said. "And a moving floor," Cherry added. He was very right. The floor lightly shifted. Thunder turned green and gagged. "Why did I over estimate myself?" she groaned. "Probably wish you hadn't gone," Emerald Dust said. Thunder could only groan in response. "Thank you for this trip, Hurricane," Ambrosia changed the subject. "Yeah," Cherry Pie began to add. "Maybe we will battle Equestrian magic like our parents did." Everyone stared at him, wondering what he was talking about. "You now, evil Equestrian magic?" *silence* "Really. Magic." *Very awkward silence and a cough* "Bro," Peanut finally said. "We're crazy and all, but somethings you make no sense." What fun is making sense. All it does in make you normal. Why should he try to be normal when I am forced to be weird, Granite pondered out of hand. (boom boom ching) "Look, Equestrian magic hasn't come in several years," Hurricane started. "There is no reason for it to come back." "Yeah, maybe we could just have a calm vacation," Ambrosia suggested. Everyone nodded their head in agreement. "Well," Peanut said. "I'm going to the buffet." "Zoo," Granite said. "I'm going to go to the gift shop," Ambrosia said, smiling. "I guess I'll go with her," Emerald said, pointing to his sister. "I'll be with Thunder," Hurricane said, giving a sympathetic look to her sick friend. Everyone scattered.