Entry 3
Today's question was: "Hey, how about you let me out, and you and I go get some fresh air, and have a talk about this over tea?"
Her face. Oh Colt, it was priceless. Her face.
Her lower jaw stuck out, eyes bulging, as if I asked her if I could soil her carpets. I actually laughed and I don't think she liked that very much. She left instantly.
I really shouldn't be doing this this early, but I have to force a way through somehow. From my position there really aren't many options open to me, but the guard assigned to my cell, Nightstick, is always very kind. Truthfully, I think he enjoys the laugh as well, but if he actually shows it, he told me that's a really quick way to get fired around here.
He said the only way to please Celestia is to purposely lose at some sort of root hiding game. Oh, sis. What a silly game.
I guess I'll just keep up with the questions to see if I can get any sort of response from her. There is never any harm in trying.