Crystal Step was checking over the guest List one last time before mailing it out, checking it against the Equestrian Yellow Pages. to make sure no-pony (or Creature, even as Sombra, he treated different races equally... (Of course then it was a case of, to quote a certain Drill Sergeant " You are all equally worthless") was left off the list.
The Following Segment was added to comply with Equestrian Communication Commission standards on educational content SPARKLE SAYS: Before Cell Phone's and the Internet, people used phone books, to easily get Phone numbers, but now that we have E-mail and Phone's that can save numbers, we no longer use those big thick books...
He was very tired, because he had to write out each invitation by hoof (well technically by horn) as the Item Duplication Spell was not on the list of spells permitted for use on Probation.At first he only had to invite Maud's Parents and sisters, along with maybe a few friends (Starlight, Trixie, His Guy's Night buddies (He got roped into that after he went out for a "Redeemed Villains, Reformed Antagonists, and Returned-to-Good Pub-crawl...) but then multiple other weddings took place, and he now had to invite the following ponies (And a Draconiquis, 2 dragons, a griffin, 2 changelings, but we'll get to them): Firstly it turned out that the scatterbrained Alicorn named Doodle-Doo was apparently a (very distant) Relative of the Pie clan, on his father's side, he was bringing along his adopted brother (a colt named Pipsqueak). Limestone Pie, then went and married Zephr Breeze, (Though how long it would be before they would start fighting it out on Discord's TV Show (The Discord Show, which according to Discord was " Basically Jerry Springer", Of course neither Crystal Step nor anycreature else knew who or what Jerry Springer was) was up for debate, But it would mean that he was to invite Zephr's sister Fluttershy, and Discord (Zephr's Brother in law). Marble Pie then married Braeburn, so now he had to invite all 251 members of the Apple family (including Big-Mac's wife Sugar Belle). Starlight, brought Sunburst (her husband), Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich along with Cheese's parents (Tuna and Ham Sandwich) were also going as well. Spike was bringing Gabby, and then Spike Invited Ember, who brought Thorax, and Thorax brought his Brother. oh and Trixie was there too. He was Going to Invite Rarity, but she and Fancy Pants were on a Three Hour Cruise with Twilight, (they'd come back though, it was only a Three Hour Cruise)
He also invited someone who he assumed was Maud's cousin, by the Name of Jasper.
The Wedding was going great, until, an out of breath red Unicorn with a fez burst in carrying a stack of pizzas.
"*pant* You *pant* Didn't *pant* say *pant* how *pant* many *pant* pizzas *pant* you wanted so I brought five" he wheezed out.
"Ah you must be Maud's cousin Jasper" said Crystal Step.
"I don't have a cousin Jasper" Maud replied.
"Oh you thought... Because my last name is... That I was... well this is awkward" the not-cousin Jasper said before passing out from exaustion.
Because he was so focused on the guest list, Crystal Step forgot to rent a carriage.
"Oh, Don't worry about that, I borrowed something even better, plus now you can re-enact one of my favorite films" offered the Hyperactive Alicorn. He led Crystal step and Maud to a Green Shermane Tank (Firefly class) on the sides of the tank was a strange symbol, a Lightning bolt, inside a star, inside a Shield. 
"um Thanks I guess, But neither of us know how to drive a tank" Crystal said, trying to politely decline
"oh Don't worry, I can drive this...I think, anyway Climb on top of the tank"
A song began blaring as they crawled off into the sunset
