Diaries of an Equestrian Overlord

by KitsuneRisu


2nd October

3.15 PM

You know what? I am going to stop writing in cursive. It is difficult, even with magic. It is a dumb thing. I shall ban it from Equestria.

But regardless, no doubt this entire book will be filled with a deluge of thoughts, happenstance and every interesting manner of my Royal life.


6.45 PM

Had an early dinner. Only carrots again. Royal chef is skimping on the potatoes. Needs a raise.

Or maybe a whipping.

I shall finish the second letter to Twilight tomorrow. All the guilty, nasty stuff.


11.30 PM

I'm going to bed. I have to wake up early tomorrow to be waited on hoof and hoof.

I love my life.