Rainbow Dash's Let's Plays

by Stormin Away


EPISODE 2: Minecraft Parkour

The camera was where Rainbow Dash had left it since the previous day, when she played Slender on Twilight's computer. As she had walked into the room with her lavender unicorn friend at her side, Twilight spoke up,

"Now Rainbow, I chose a game a lot less scary then the last one, considering you almost knocked yourself unconcious and almost tore your vocal chords" Twilight spoke as Rainbow got herself comfortable in the office chair in front of a desk,

"Ugh, tell me about it" Rainbow replied a little angry, then Twilight came by he shoulder,

"Just go to the Minecraft icon and click "Log on" and then fin 'tetrix's 3rd..." Twilight spoke as Rainbow butted in with constantly repeating,

"I know, I know, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW" Rainbow butted in as doing Twilight's said tasks. Once she had gotten to the Minecraft world list, on the second row lie a world titled "Tetrix's 3rd Obstacle Course". Once she got the world loading she noticed Twilight still standing right next to her, "Shoo! This is my video!" Rainbow said quietly to the lavender unicorn. Twilight obediently started heading out of the small room,

"Alright, just yell if you need me" Twilight stated as she left the room and closed the door behind her. A cyan hoof reached over and pushed "record" on the camera. A small beep was heard from the camera and it began filming,

"Okay then... this is a large map- Oooh! Extreme stages... go... left" Rainbow read from a sign and proceeded to head left out of the entrance area. After a small bit of walking, she came upon what looked like a giant block of diamond, "Wow, Rarity would love this, except she'd hate it after 'Sitting in the diiiirt' for so long" Rainbow imitaded as she followed the signs in into this giant block. Opening the first door, Rainbow was met with some simple looking sprint jump stair jumps. She quickly began sprint jumping onto the first one, but fell flat at the second, "Heh heh, I was just warming up" Rainbow Dash said to the camera while cracking a fake smile.

Rainbow started sprint jumping over the stairs and to the other side of the room, then turned around and started jumping again,

"Yeah, this is what I'm talking-" Rainbow said to herself competitively, but fell down to the ground at the last step, "...about" Rainbow concluded in dissapointment, but quickly got back up to the same spot, and fell flat the same exact way. Rainbow sighed in agony and did the same jumps to get back up. However, she fell the exact same way she had done for the past few times. Getting back to the jump for the fifth time now,Rainbow started to breathe heavy, mentally preparing to make the jump. Finally, after about a minute of calming down, Rainbow sprinted and mashed the space bar, only to fall flat yet again. Rainbow facedesked and sighed in agony, "Who would ever in their right state of mind WOULD MAKE SOMETHING THAT I CANT BE 20% BETTER THAN EVERYPONY ON!" Rainbow screamed into the desk. After making another agony sigh, she picked her head up and proceeded the same course for the 10th time now. Un-noticably, Rainbow finally made the jump she had been struggling so much on, but blindly continued to sprint jump. At the end, she was met with an accross-the-room jump that presumably led to the exit. Rainbow looked toward the open area, took a few deep breaths, double tapped the forward arrow key, mashed the space bar, and landed in the water below, making her gain a little sanity back,

"YYYYYYYEESS!!" Rainbow screamed as she hoof pumped for a second, then jumped back onto solid ground. Opening an iron checkpoint door, Rainbow looked to her left and was met with an obstacle course that looked like it would take years to complete, "This is totally not-gonna-be-the-hardest-thing-of-all-time" Rainbow sarcastically said to herself as she hopped onto the first platform, then into a small cut out just barely tall enough to fit the character. Before her was a jump that was supposed to lead her onto a second cut out, "Seemingly imossible jumps... I see" Rainbow stated as she proceeded to take this "jump" only to miss the ladders that were supposed to help her up. She facedesked again and grunted in frustration. Eventually she tried this once again, and was successful in making up the ladder and into the second slot. Around the corner lie a ladder that had to be jumped onto to advance forward. Rainbow very rapidly atempted to sprint jump around the corner, but overshot it like crazy, "B-but I was turning toward the ladder!" Rainbow screamed to herself, facehooved, then continued on. Rainow Dash had been back at the backwards jump into the second slot. She had carefully turned around, started sprinting, but her spacebar didn't responded to the mash, "WHAT!? I... PRESSED... SPACE!!" Rainbow screamed in rage while repeatably mashing the space bar. FInally finishing her rage fest, she continued back up the jumps and to the backwards letter jump. Jumping yet again, she overshot it and ran out the other side, "YOU-YOUR KIDDING RIGHT!?" Rainbow screamed again as she started jumping through the course yet again.

The raging ent on as Rainbow either overshot the jump, the space bar didn't respond to her mashing, or she would fail a previous jump. WIth every time she fell, the more crazy she grew,

"HOW... COULD... SOMETHING BE THIS BUCKING HARD!?" Rainbow sceamed after failing yet again, doing the same exact jumping course, but now failing to make it into the first slot. After some hyperventilation, Rainbow started bashing her head on the table repeatably, "I MADE THAT JUMP LIKE 500 TIMES BEFORE!!" Rainbow screamed during her fit of rage. The seemingly endless stream of agony carried on for hours until Twilight peered into the room,

"Rainbow, its 6 o' clock now, shouldn't you be-" Twilight tried to say to the insane pegasus,

"I DONT CARE!! I NEED TO BEAT THIS DAMN LEVEL!!" Rainbow screamed back. Twilight just very slowly exited the room, shutting the door behind her, "SEE!? YOU BUCKED ME UP NOW!!" Rainbow's screaming carried through the door.

All through the night Rainbow stayed in the room, driving herself well past insanity, even throwing the keyboard against the wall a few times. Finally, after a restlless night for both Twilight and Rainbow Dash, the cyan pegasus stormed out of the room,

"*Pant* *Pant* I... QUIT!!" Rainbow screamed to the lavender unicorn's face, then very shakily stormed out of Twilight's treehouse. As Rainbow agonizingly walked, Twilight could see bald spots in her Rainbow Mane where Rainbow had been tearing at for about 10 hours now. Once the front door slammed shut, Twilight peered into the room Rainbow had been raging in. Before her lie a cracked computer monitor with a keyboard sticking out of it. The mouse was right next to the door, having its cable snapped in half. All around the desk were Rainbow colored clumps of hair that looked torn out by hoof. A reasonably-sized dent sat in the desk from Rainbow's head bashing,

"Ugh, this is gonna be a while..." Twilight said to herself, then exited the room.











**A/N: Yeah yeah yeah, I know you were expecting something like SCP or Amnesia, but there's more awesome games out there that aren't intended to make you shit yourself. I'll get to those soon, but in the meantime, enjoy**