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// Antique 
// Story: Stalker - Call Of Pony 
// by SureFreeD 
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Nikolai and Rainbow Dash came out of the Mayor's office, having already ordered the new house, Nikolai was holding a piece of parchment in his left hand, the other hand holding the chest with bits.

"So tell me about it, how many rooms, bathrooms, bedrooms~" she said the last word with a sly smile.

'Oh look, she's into bestiality.'

'Do you know what it even means?'

'Yes, having sex with an animal.'

'So you're saying that Dash is an animal?'

'She is a pony, afterall.' 

'But she's intellegent.'

'Who said that she was stupid?'

'You, having sex with a animal that's unintellegent and doesn't have a say in it. That's bestiality, I think.'

'So you're into it?'

'Ahm...'

'Your girlfriend is so gonna kick your ass.'

'Yeah...'

"Nicky, hey, you asleep?" Dash waved a hoof in front of his face. He lifted his head up.

"N-no, just, thinking is all." he responded, shaking his head. He tucked the parchment in his pocket. Dash smiled and craned her neck in for a kiss. Nikolai lifted a hand up to Dash's lips, cancelling the kiss. 

"Dash I don't think we should even touch mouths." he said coldly, Dash backed up, lifting an eyebrow and tilting her head in confusion.

"Why not, it's not like we've never kissed before." she gave him a smug smile. Dash pressed her wings against her sides, dropping to the ground on her hooves.

'Hey, that reminds you of that scene in Battlefield Three?'

'Now not's the time for games boy.'

'Mah boi.'

'Ye.'

'Just kiss her, what's the worse that could happen?'

'One we're outside, two I'm a human and she's a pony, three there are other ponies outside, they'll think that I'm forcing myself on her. Don't wanna end up full of hoofmarks y'know.'

'Point.'

"So Dash, wanna go and see the house?" Nikolai asked, looking at the frowning pegasus. Dash nodded slightly. They began walking aide by side to a big wooden mansion, a three story building. A few ponies with hardhats were outside, blabbing about with blueprints.

"Wow, that's tall for an earthbound house." Dash commented. 

"Yeah, worth the bits eh." Nikolai commented back.

"How did you get them anyway?" Dash asked, poking the wooden chest in Nikolai's grasp. 
"Gift from Princess Celestia herself." he answered, hoping that Dash wouldn't do something stupid. "Cool." was her only comment. Night was beggining to settle, really fast.

"We should go back to Twilight's, the house won't be ready 'till morning." said Nikolai, turning to the library's direction. 

Dash and Nikolai walked through the night towards the library, only to he stopped in their tracks by three smugglers. All of them were earth ponies with hoodies that cocered their faces.

"What's in tha' chest?" one if them asked, nearing the couple.
"Bits, what's it to you?" Nikolai kept his compousure. "Giv' it 'ere!" one of them demanded. "No can do sir, me and my friend here are going to spend it on things you can't even dream about." Nikolai said softly. "A little-" the mugger stopped, seeing how tal Nikolai was. "Little?" asked Nikolai. "Yer 'lil pegasus friend will serve us good, giv' 'er then!" that was a silly demand. "You're asking me to give up my friend?" Nikolai raised an eyebrow through the hoodie. "Aye." the mugger replied. "I suggest you take your ass back to your family, I don't take that kind of shit from anyone, especially if it's directed towards my friend." Nikolai said coldly. Dash nuzzled him.

"Ah don' care, is either tha' chest or 'er." said one of them in a thick wester accent. 

'Light 'em up.'

'Not yet you idiot.' 

'SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!'

'What?'

'Six o'clock!'

Nikolai turned around, to see a charging earth pony, it's head collided with Nikolai's stomach. He dropped on the ground, along with the chest, the wind in his lungs was knocked out.

'That's it, deal with these fuckers.'

'Agree.' 

Nikolai stood up slowly, his thoughts were focused on nuclear energy. His right arm indulfed in a green flame, burning down a part of the hoodie. Dash gasped.

"I suggest you leave before I burn your sorry ass." he stared at the earth pony. "Now." he threatened. The muggers ran away as fast as possible. The flame on his arm ceased, leaving exposed white skin. Dash's eyes were wide as saucers.

"What...the hay?" she tilted her head. "Dude, that was awesome! How did you do that?!" Dash jumped up in the air, examining Nikolai's arm.

"Magic." he snorted twice.

"No seriously, that was EPIC!" Dash almost yelled. "Does it hurt?" she asked, not taking her eyes of him. "It does others, but it doesn't have a effect on me." he replied simply. "Show me again!" Dash yelled. "Okay." Nikolai took a few steps back and concertrated his mind. 

His eyes and arms lit up in a violent, red flame. Dash 'ooh'd' and 'aah'd' at the light before her.

"Whoa! Awesome, shoot something!" she grinned, waiting for something 'awesome' to happen. Nikolai lifted his hand towards Dash. Her smile disspated, turning into an uncomfortable frown. 

"Hah! Just kidding Dashie." he shifted his hand towards the sky. His arm glowed brighter, until a red sizzling bolt was created and zapped into the air, like a flare.

An blue unicorn mare was standing behind a bush, watching the scenery of red glow. 

"Impressive." she said in a muffled voice. 

"So Dash, that is nuclear energy, magic more like it." Dash squealed like a fan-girl. "Promise me you won't wont tell anypony or anyone." he said. Dash squaled once more.
"I promise! That was so cool!" 

Nikolai ceased the glow, returning to his old self again. With the heat out of the place, Dash jumped up. Wrapping her hooves around him. 

The blue mare that was behind the bush gulped. "Looks like I'll have some trouble with this one." she continued to watch.

"Come on Dashie, let's go back to the library." Nikolai said as he picked up the chest. Dash walked up besids him.

"So, you think we'll have so fun tonight?" Dash nudged him.

'See! I told you that she wants it!'

'Shut. Up.'

'Fine, I'll ignore you too!'

'Like I give half a shit.'

'You will in time of need.'

'Please, that sounds like a prophecy or something.'

'Just keep walking with the beautiful cyan pegasus next to you.'

'Agreed.'

'Well, that's one thing we agree on.'