Epilogue, or Space Chaser has Swag!
Twilight walked up to the grey pony. “Umm… hi, Wheatley.”
“Hi, Twilight. Um… how are you? Isn’t the sun lovely?”
“It’s night.”
“Oh… really? Whoops.”
Twilight was glad that somepony chose that moment to tap her on the shoulder. It was Derpy.
“Hey Twilight, sorry if I’m interrupting.”
“No, it’s fine! What is it?”
“I was just wondering… who that was?” She said, pointing at the grey pony that was now busily sharing stories with everypony in Sugarcube Corner.
Twilight sighed. “Oh, that’s Space Chaser.”
“Do you know where he lives?”
“Actually, he just moved here. As did Wheatley.”
“Really that’s great! He’s really cute!”
“What?”
"I mean…. His eyes are so dreamy—er… his body’s so steamy—No, I’m saying… his mane is so creamy… Gotta go!” She ran so fast she seemed to disappear in a wisp of smoke. Twilight thought she saw her blush, and she thought she understood why.
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Dark… cold… barren… So much dirt… and rocks… a light in the distance… food…
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“And then WHOOSH! We were on the moon, in space, where there’s no gravity and it’s so quiet you can hear a blade of grass hit a piece of wood!”
“Wow…”
“That’s sounds amazing, Space Chaser…”
Twilight didn’t know why all the ponies were infatuated by this pony. He was just a normal pony with a playfully flirty mane, with bright yellow eyes that were as warm as the sun… who had been on so many adventures…. Who was the funniest pony she had ever met, and who she hoped was free Friday night… dammit.
“Yup, me and my buddy Wheatley were stuck… in SPACE! Ooh, that word still gives me the chills every time I say it; space. Did you know that where we come from, we have telescopes that can see so far we can see trees on other planets billions of miles away?”
“That’s so cool…”
“I’d love to be on another planet with you…”
“No, with me!”
Wheatley wondered how it was possible for the Space Core, or rather Space Chaser, could become so likable so quickly. He was just about to chime in on the story when—
BANG
The door slammed open to reveal a hideous creature. She appeared to be an orange and white pony, with black hair that lay flat on her face and back. She had hideous growths on her hoofs, which were also mutated beyond recognition. Her front legs were noticeably skinnier than her hind legs, which explained why she only walked on her back limbs. There was also a unusual limb coming out of her calves, a silver bone that continued down to the bottom of her feet, giving her a literal bounce to her step. She was obviously scared by the way she gawked at the ponies, but no sound came from her mouth. Wheatley and Space Chaser sprang up at the sight of her.
“CHELL!!!!”