The Super Duper Awesome Life of the Party Pony!

by -Pinkamena_Pie-


What Did You Think Would Happen?

Heheheh... Isn't power a wonderful thing? For example, just recently, I murdered some stallion who decided to question me. It also helped with the Pinkie Pie thing, of course...
H-help! I can't stop her!!
She'll be gone eventually. A little bit of solitude can do wonders when it comes to ponies like her.

I... I can't hold on! I'm fighting as hard as I can, but I can't hold on!

Oh yes, I know all about your little talks. Seems like you really care about her. And the reason I'm here? Oh, just to make you and that pathetic mess of a pony SUFFER. It's my favourite thing to cause, suffering.

Please... Find a way...

Ah, good. Now that she's too weak to keep talking - somewhat surprisingly - I can finally introduce myself.

I am Pinkamena.

And I think it's time for MY story to begin.