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// Yakity-Sax 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.





Dear Twilight and "Friends",

Keep mentioning my poor acting skills and you'll find a new home in the dungeons.

Signed,
Princess Celestia





Dear Pinkie,

If you're so down from not playing that shitty instrument. You could always blow my pipes.

Your headmistress,
Twilight Sparkle

P.S. I highly doubt your mood is because of no longer playing that dang thing. You're in rehab, aren't you?





Dear Pinkie,

Pop on a joy, ya downer. Or dam bobbies will be after you.

Your British Colt,
Pipsqueak 





Dear Diary,

I just know I've heard Pinkie's yovidaphone music someplace. Can't quite put my hooves on it. Pretty sure it was in the basement of a mansion somewhere.

-Princess Luna





Dear Princess Twilight,

For Pinkie Pie Appreciation Day must we have sex with Pinkie, too, like in your appreciation day? Because I refuse to stick my muzzle in anything as crazy as her.

Signed,
Spoiled Rich





Dear Friends of Pink Pony,

So who picking up tab for Pink Pony's sundaes?

Sincerely,
Yak Sweets N Treats





Dear Pinkie Pie,

When it comes to the art of a musical instrument, there is a term I'd like to familiarize you with.

Woodshedding.

It means to go practice an instrument and hone your skills in private. In a woodshed.

Though in your case we might have to go with an underground bunker.

We'll talk to Rivet, see what he can do.

But again, that means in private. Not in the middle of town, not in an apple orchard, and not at a Wonderbolts race. In. Private.

Sincerely,
Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy








All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.

All Work and no yovidaphone to play makes Pinkie a dull filly.