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// Ehh-Pee-Log 
// Story: Wilson takes a bath 
// by kapinder 
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	"And that's why you should take a bath," Fluttershy said to Wilson.
(Yes this whole story was just the reason Fluttershy gave to Wilson... how busted are your balls?)
"So what your saying is..." Wilson said. "If I dont take a bath... you will go insane, forcefully give me a bath, my building will explode, you will die, and I will commit?"
"Yes."
"Ahhh!... good reason but not good enough," Wilson said shaving the dirt off of him.
"Please take a bath," Fluttershy pleaded giving Wilson puppy eyes.
"...Nah," Wilson said. Fluttershy sighed, and then punched him in the nuts. "Okay fine... I'll take a bath."
"Good," Fluttershy said smiling.
*One bath later*
"Okay I'm clean..." Wilson said putting on his suit.
"Great, see you later" Fluttershy replied waving goodbye.
Wilson opened the front door and noticed a angry mob of ponies from Ponyville and Cloudsdale at his house. "Wilson we want you to turn off the reactor now!" the mayor yelled. "It is a time bomb on the verge of destruction."
"Pfft," Wilson said walking outside. "It's perfectly fine." And as he said that, a part of the ventilation tower on his building fell off. Wilson then looked at the mayor and said, "...I'll get right on it."

Fluttershy was in the middle of Ponyville holding a radio. She breathed heavily and started to sweat, noticing Wilson staring at her in the corner she closed her eyes, let go of the radiot, and started it. She started dancing to the beat, and then sang, "My milkshakes bring all the colts to my den, and then I, turn them into men. And then I *ding* turn them into men. I'd teach you, but you will never be a perfect ten. I know you want it, the thing that makes me, and what the colts want to see. They lose their minds, they all unwind, so I think it time. La la-la la la, keep it cold. La la-la la la, that's what I was told. My milkshakes brink all the colts to the den..." Fluttershy continued to sing the song, people gathered around her in every direction, looking at her in complete shock. Then came the part where Fluttershy was supose to give someone a lapdance. Out of all the ponies to pick, she chose Ace. 
As she continued to sing and dance right on top of Ace, the only thing in his mind was, "And I jizzed... in my pants. If she tells anyone, I'll say she's a slut. I could get away saying she rubbed my butt. But just look at the way she is dancing so I jizzed... in my pants."
The song was over and Fluttershy stood in place. She looked around and noticed that everypony was staring at her. Feeling so embarrassed, she closed her eyes trying to hold in her tears. Insted of everypony calling her a whore, they all cheered. Fluttershy noticed everypony clapping there hooves. She then walked away saying, "Ugh... thank you." She then walked up to Wilson and said, "Okay, now for you to do your part."

Wilson was in a store looking for the most absorbent tampons he could find. After a few minutes of searching, he went to the cheakout counter and the cashier said, "Will that be all?"
Noticing everypony staring at him, Wilson said, "Yes. As you can see... Fluttershy bleeds pretty heavy once a month." Everyone laughed as he walked out.
"What the hell!" Fluttershy angerly said. "I told you to say *As you can see... I* not Fluttershy... *I bleed pretty heavy once a month*."
"And I did say that you do bleed pretty heavy," Wilson said smiling. Fluttershy could do nothing more then just facehoof at how she screwed up. As Wilson walked away, he started to sing, "Trololololo lololo lololo... Trololololo."