Bang! The judge set his gavel aside. "And so, for driving without a license, I'm sentencing you to jail for one week."
"Wait! You can't!" cried Rainbow Dash. "There's no law requiring driver's licenses for Equestria."
Applejack facehoofed. Twilight whispered, "Dash, don't antagonize the judge."
"Fine," declared the judge. "For endangering public safety, I'm sentencing you to six months in jail."
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